Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,257 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 11, 2025 #2,741 I just quit my job at the helium factory. I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,257 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 13, 2025 #2,742 Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,257 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 14, 2025 #2,743 Why did the egg hide? Because he was a little chicken.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,257 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 17, 2025 #2,744 I was surprised when the IRS wrote to me to say my tax return was “outstanding”. Especially as I don’t recall sending one in.
I was surprised when the IRS wrote to me to say my tax return was “outstanding”. Especially as I don’t recall sending one in.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,257 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 17, 2025 #2,745 Did Noah include termites on the ark?
Djoga'Ro moonstruck Joined Apr 3, 2016 Messages 2,561 Apr 17, 2025 #2,746 Not necessary. God had instructed them on building their nests floatable and to gather enough food. God is very clever you should know.
Not necessary. God had instructed them on building their nests floatable and to gather enough food. God is very clever you should know.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,257 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 17, 2025 #2,747 Djoga'Ro said: God is very clever Click to expand... This thread is meant to be for bad jokes not good ones.
Djoga'Ro said: God is very clever Click to expand... This thread is meant to be for bad jokes not good ones.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,257 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 17, 2025 #2,748 Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have any chairs.
TeDaDeS Forum Addict! Joined Jan 15, 2004 Messages 2,559 Location The Netherlands Website Visit site Apr 17, 2025 #2,749 What kind of a tree does a chicken come from? A poul-tree
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,257 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 18, 2025 #2,750 Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? Because there was no chemistry.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,257 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 19, 2025 #2,751 I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,257 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 19, 2025 #2,752 I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,257 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 19, 2025 #2,753 T-shirt is actually short for Tyrannosaurus shirt. It's because of the small arms.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,257 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Sunday at 10:51 AM #2,754 My fear of moving stairs escalates.
TeDaDeS Forum Addict! Joined Jan 15, 2004 Messages 2,559 Location The Netherlands Website Visit site Sunday at 9:04 PM #2,755 I used to be an escalator-tester. What I think about that job? It had its ups and downs.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,257 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Sunday at 9:38 PM #2,756 Why was the chef arrested? He was caught beating the eggs and whipping the cream.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,257 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Monday at 9:24 PM #2,757 Why does eggnog only come out around Christmas? Because it takes all year to milk the eggs.
TeDaDeS Forum Addict! Joined Jan 15, 2004 Messages 2,559 Location The Netherlands Website Visit site Monday at 10:17 PM #2,758 RIP pope
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,257 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Tuesday at 8:44 AM #2,759 Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming to their door.
Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming to their door.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,257 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Tuesday at 8:49 PM #2,760 Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation? Because he already had a trunk.