[My Latin wife's OCD is much more fun. We get a kick out of detective "Monk" on TV because she shares a lot of his cleaning obsessions, which I love. Every 3 months she takes one or two rooms in the house and moves every piece of furniture, even the 30 gallon fishtank - but not the 800 lb piano.
I think your ocd is talking about your 'lovely latina'!!
**GUFFAWS!**
Okay okay okay, thanks for triggering my OCD... so the County Manager comes to the County Computer Department for something - he knows me and stops by my cubicle, which he'd never actually seen before, and he sees all these photographs of Maria on the walls. Now, she's incredibly shy, as some Latin girls can be (being overly submissive was something that took me 2-3 years to iron out of her), and she looks at cameras as what they really are: an undetermined number of strangers staring at you.
So to get a good picture of her - I have to catch her in candid moments, smiling at a child, reacting to something, that sort of thing. The County Manager takes one look at all of this, smiles, and asks me "So who's this woman you're stalking?"
Everyone in the office got a laugh at that, and it's been Maria and my in-joke ever since. If I wasn't her boyfriend/husband, I'd be stalking her. Of course she has no concept of American-brand stalking other than what she's seen on the news, so she thought this was cute and called all of her sisters... and did
they think I was a wierdo? No! They were all jealous!
Story #2:
The last time I got carded at a rated R movie, I was 24. I was mad because they didn't card Maria, but she was thrilled and laughed, ran home and called her sisters. They all accused her of craddle-robbing, and were jealous.
It really doesn't help that I am the
only son-in-law who mom calls "Ejo" (ee-ho) which means "son" in Spanish. Maria's sisters whined at their mother "You don't call
our husbands that." She succinctly replied "They don't listen to me."
I'm an American. I'll listen to anyone. Doesn't mean I'll do it, but I will listen, and after having 14 children, 11 surviving, Maria's mom is full of truth and wisdom.
End OCD trigger.
Man, you guys don't know the half of it - Michael / EvilDragon accidentally wrote me "I can tell your family makes you happy" and I read it on a Sunday morning, when I had no other distractions, and I sent him a mile-long e-mail. He was quite polite about it, noting things in his life.
Sometimes I freak people out.