This is just a courtesy note to inform you that you have been issued a formal warning for this post. Normally an informal verbal warning would be given in-thread first, but this is on the extreme end of the sort of behaviour we tend to get around here, and warrants immediate action.
Members here are expected to behave like adults, and certainly not to go off on aggressive outbursts in response to polite and accurate advice.
The other posters here are correct: What you are wanting to do is not ideal or practical with this device, and the some of the things required to pull it off, as listed in your parent-post, are not yet possible and in fact may never be.. As others have stated, you may well be better served by looking at something else that would do this job better. No amount of posting uncivilly will change what a device can do, no matter how much you want to justify purchasing it.