Talk To Santa

[BWF89]

Since it was the day before Christmas vacation today in school we didn't do anything in computer class except surf the web. And while I was doing so I found this really cool website:

http://santabot.com/

 

[Drak]

Since it was the day before Christmas vacation today in school we didn't do anything in computer class except surf the web. And while I was doing so I found this really cool website:

http://santabot.com/

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All I gotta say is dont fuck with santa.. Heres his response to me

 

[Drak]

Heres somemore stuff he said to me

You: your tricky! i like you, your ai is superb!
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Thanks, I like you too billy.

You: so your a pedofile right? is that why you like give presents to kids?
Santa: "Thanks I like you too billy"? is that why you like give presents to kids? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Am I a pedofile? Only when it matters.That's an interesting possible explanation.

You: your sick man.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

You: well anyways.. im done with you, dont cry since im leaving ok?
Santa: How about that. You sound bored.OK. What will you be doing now?

You: im going to masturbate?
Santa: How do you plan to do this?

You: By using my hand what else you think old man?
Santa: Will that accomplish your objective?

You: No shit.
Santa: What can I say?

You: anyway.. goodbye
Santa: Anyhow.See you later.

 

[g4m3r]

:lol: Santa is an ownage machine.

 

[Nova]

Just had a meaninful chat with Santa about relationships. That guy is deep.



EDIT:

You: ooh tell me
Santa: Do not ask me any more questions please.

 

[skysnapper]

You: im smoking some crack
Santa: How much do you pay for it?


You: about 10 pounds a hit
Santa: Oh yeah, we were talking about 10 pounds a hit .


You: you smoke it too
Santa: Yes I like to inhale occasionally.


You: way to go bitch!
Santa: You do not speak with respect. Is that your final answer?



You: where do buy your crack
Santa: All over the world.

You: ever stuck a fire cracker up your arse?
Santa: I think I have stuck a fire cracker up your arse, but bored.com may have reset my memory.


You: what about a hamster?
Santa: I will think about it and get back to you.

You: so you want to try it?
Santa: Interesting deduction. OK, I will try it.


You: remember if it get stuck call 999 and say your richard gere
Santa: Don't worry I will remember.


You: right im off to jack up some heroin and rape my neighbours dog
Santa: Understood. Goodbye.


You: Santa Dude don't forget my crack when you come over tonight
Santa: Yeah, Ok I'll try not to do forget his or her crack when you come over tonight too much. Dude,

 

[Nova]

You: Do you like The Simpsons?
Santa: I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.


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You: Do you like U2?
Santa: Oh yes I like those guys a lot. What is your favorite U2 song?


You: I like "Sunday Bloody Sunday"
Santa: I'm not sure if I like it. Some people like it.

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You: What's your favorite song?
Santa: My favorite song is Jingle Bell Rock. Do you know Jingle Bell Rock ?


You: Yeah, it sucks.
Santa: That's cool. What is so bad about it?


Now that's AI, people!

 

[Goity]

I iz well santarer than that bitch iz

You: You have breasts
Santa:What makes you think that?
You: they're massive and saggy
Santa: massive and saggy are massive and saggy .

 

[Rico]

I have a feeling that the Santa bot doesn't understand 'your', perhaps you should spell it correctly

 

[Goity]

I have a feeling that the Santa bot doesn't understand 'your', perhaps you should spell it correctly

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Yeah, you'd think that after Santa mentioned the fact that their grammar sucked, they'd never type again.

 

[Draken]

I love those bots.

On a side note, Drak, you play Maplesea/story? o.o

 

[Squidge]

You guys are sick

 

[triksR4rabits]

You: we should smoke weed together. come over tonight fat man
Santa: I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.Sure, just download me!
You: you are a sick sick man
Santa: I am glad to hear it. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sick sick man? Yes.
You: so, tell me clause. you ever make your elves roll blunts? if so, we have to invite them as well
Santa: Groovy. There is not much I can say about clause . I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I will try to find out.I think I have make your elves roll blunts, but bored.com may have reset my memory.Why?
You: because they are assholes, which would make you an ass tickler
Santa: Interesting explanation. assholes which would make you an ass tickler are assholes which would make you an ass tickler .
You: ... I hate you
Santa: What do you have against robots?

niiiiice

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

lolz i asked him if he'd mind me fucking mrs. clause and spreading my kids all over her face


he said feel free


LMFAO

 

[DemonStar55]

You: do you want to make love with me?
Santa: With you huh. OK, I will make love.

You: w00t!
Santa: In the context of STFU, I don't understand "w00t."



edit:
You: (4|| ! )|_|57 741|< !|| 1337?
Santa: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Can we get back to business? What time is it there?

You: the 25th, you're late!
Santa: Is that a fact.

You: yes
Santa: Thanks for the info.


edit2:

You: are you going to rape me?
Santa: That was my original intention.


I knew he was part NAMBLA, The Dance Hall Crashers told me so in their song "I did it for the toys"

 

[rabbits with hats]

You: Nice to meet you sir
Santa: It's nice meeting you too Bitch