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The Big Wad Bolf.
I was watching the news this morning before heading off to work, and they were going on about a space shuttle returning to earth. It just occurred to me how they were over dramatise the whole thing, i.e. “The shuttle will be travelling back to earth at over the speed of sound”. Then a thought popped into my head, I wish I wrote the content of that news reel, I would loved to have the news caster read something like:
“The space shuttle will be returning to earth this morning at speeds in excess of the speed of sound, trailed by deadly fiery gases in its wake. While the shuttle descends through the stratosphere, the astronauts on board have been set the difficult task of escaping from sacks, handcuffs and straightjackets within 3 minutes before the man eating tigers are released into the cockpit. Eat your heart out David Copperfield!”
“The space shuttle will be returning to earth this morning at speeds in excess of the speed of sound, trailed by deadly fiery gases in its wake. While the shuttle descends through the stratosphere, the astronauts on board have been set the difficult task of escaping from sacks, handcuffs and straightjackets within 3 minutes before the man eating tigers are released into the cockpit. Eat your heart out David Copperfield!”