BaDToaD
"Very" Old Timer
So Santa goes to the Doctor:
Doctor: Hello Santa, what can I do for you?
Santa: Well I fell down a chimney and landed on a mince pie and I think it's got stuck up my butt.
Doctor: Ok pop up on the examination table and we'll have a look. Mmmm... Yes you've got a mince pie wedged in there. Not to worry though I'll get you some cream for it.
Doctor: Hello Santa, what can I do for you?
Santa: Well I fell down a chimney and landed on a mince pie and I think it's got stuck up my butt.
Doctor: Ok pop up on the examination table and we'll have a look. Mmmm... Yes you've got a mince pie wedged in there. Not to worry though I'll get you some cream for it.