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[saintdragon]

That is no way your girlfriend! Who'd want to bloody date her anyway? Firstly, you can see she has photoshop tits. It's so obvious! And secondly, she looks just a little mannish. Set your aim higher. You should be jealous with the beautiful partner I have:

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no, dont dis teh tits man, there real...

also set aim higher? pah, im sure you can get anyone you want eh? :rolleyes: cause im pretty sure you cant get better? if you already have post a picture so we can be "enjoy" ourselfs abit :lol:

 

[fishybawb]

 

[Reesy]

Ahh the trusty right hand, she never looked so good

 

[trooper]

Using the left hand apparently :rolleyes: feels like someone else is doing it for you, So i`ve heard #cough#.

Trooper

 

[lubidog]

Using the left hand apparently :rolleyes: feels like someone else is doing it for you, So i`ve heard #cough#.

Trooper

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You can do it ONE HANDED????

 

[geekylad]

Using the left hand apparently :rolleyes: feels like someone else is doing it for you, So i`ve heard #cough#.

Trooper

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You can do it ONE HANDED????

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You use hands?

 

[saintdragon]

apparantly i you use your left habd for something*cough* after lots of times after your right hand it feels like a strangers/someone else hand *cough*

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

Using the left hand apparently :rolleyes: feels like someone else is doing it for you, So i`ve heard #cough#.

Trooper

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You can do it ONE HANDED????

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You use hands?

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nope. i use my feet. between the bottom of my feet and the floor *usually*

 

[aQwaBlaz3]

...Ok....well umm...that watermark down on the bottom...just uh...pretend that isnt there.

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

...Ok....well umm...that watermark down on the bottom...just uh...pretend that isnt there.

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probably a great fuck

 

[PSyMastR]

Yo, DCGM, i found your x online:

 

[Macbeth]

1. I don't think a hand qualifies as a girlfriend no matter how loyal it is to you. *shudder*
2. That woman with her back against the door.. it's obviously a corset thingy she is wearing over those way fake tits; you can see the fat SQUEEZING out from the sides.
3. Due to the estrogen in a woman, I doubt it'd be possible for a woman to grow a beard, especially with the over-flow of melanin (pigmentation for eyes, skin and hair).
4. Did you expect much pictures of REAL girlfriends on an internet forum?

 

[EvilDragon]

Well... YOU have a picture of your girlfriend in your signature... have you not?

 

[lubidog]

Well... YOU have a picture of your girlfriend in your signature... have you not?

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Classic!

 

[Empyre]

Using the left hand apparently :rolleyes: feels like someone else is doing it for you, So i`ve heard #cough#.

Trooper

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Getting your wife to do it for you deffo feels like someone else

 

[saintdragon]

macbest, pull your hair back, feck your soo serious, its the internet for god sakes.. sheesh, chillaz it'll do you good, and for us...

 

[kknd_cf]

Hehe, Lila is a mong.

 

[Quiest]

Hey MacBeth, please be honest, you are a girl, right?

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

yeah macbeth, ur awefully serious. chill out

Yo, DCGM, i found your x online:

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DAMN THAT BITCH PUTTING HERSELF OUT ON THE NET LIKE THAT :angry:

 

[Macbeth]

Oh, yeah, SURE, Barbie is my girlfriend; we've been going steady for about 6 months now, but I feel she doesn't talk much or listen, she just smiles all the time, it really pisses me off. And I am not THAT serious, I'm just saying that it's gross talking about masturbation freely, especially going into detail about max-pleasure..
And when'd I say anythin' 'bout my gender? I'm either male or female, I'll let you work it out.