De petit, si em preguntaven | As a child if they asked |
"Què vols ser, quan siguis gran?", | "What will you do when you grow up?", |
deia allò que s'esperaven | I replied what was expected |
els adults del meu voltant: | by adults around me: |
bomber, metge, economista, | fireman, doctor, economist, |
astronauta, professor, | astronaut, teacher, |
funcionari, periodista | civil servant, journalist, |
o pilot d'aviació. | or airliner pilot. |
I ells em feien bona cara, | They looked pleased at me, |
em donaven un car'mel | they gave me a sweet, |
i li deien a la mare: | and they told my mother |
"Aquest nen és tot un cel!" | "This child is a charm!" |
Però m'importava un rave | But I couldn't care less |
l'opinió d'aquells cretins | for the opinion of those fools |
i en secret acaronava | and I secretly caressed |
mil oficis clandestins: | a thousand clandestine jobs: |
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sodomitzador de puces, | flea sodomizer, |
caçador d'aigua corrent, | running water hunter, |
seductor de nines russes, | Russian doll seducer, |
embotellador de vent, | wind bottler, |
venedor d'esgarrifances | shiver salesman, |
alçador de baixos fons, | underworld lifter, |
desarrugador de panses, | raisin uncreaser, |
distribuïdor de petons, | kiss distributor, |
conductor de calaixeres, | cabinet driver, (cupboard driver), |
polidor d'escuradents, | toothpick sharpener, |
domador de calaveres, | skull tamer, |
bressador de sols ponents, | setting sun cuddler, |
psicoanalista de vaques, | cow psychoanalyst, |
amplificador de crits, | scream amplifier, |
provador de llits i hamaques, | bed and hammock tester, |
detector de malparits. | bastard detector. |
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El món és tan depriment, | The world is so depressing, |
tan gris, tan convencional... | so gray, so conventional... |
Si vols 'nar a contracorrent, | If you want to go against the tide, |
pots prendre mal. | you're in harm's way. |
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I vaig créixer, i no volia | And I grew up, and I didn't want |
ser enginyer ni ser advocat. | to be engineer nor lawyer. |
El meu pare, cada dia | My father, day after day |
se'l veia més emprenyat | looked more and more angry |
i em cridava: "Ets un desastre, | and shouted at me: "You're a calamity, |
un inútil, un gandul! | useless, lazybutt! |
Qui vulgui menjar pollastre, | If one wants chicken to eat, |
que comenci a moure el cul!" | one should start to move his arse!" |
I jo, ofès, li deia: "Papa, | I took offence and replied: "Dad, |
prou voldria treballar | I'd quite love to work |
si un projecte amb prou de grapa | if a project catching enough |
em sabés interessar. | could interest me. |
Només m'ofereixen feines | They only offer me jobs, |
ensopides i banals. | which are boring and banal. |
Jo vull esmolar les eines | I want to sharpen my tools |
en oficis immortals: | in immortal jobs: |
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inflador de collonades, | bollock inflator, |
llepador d'aparadors, | shopwindow licker, |
endolcidor d'arengades, | herring sweetener, |
frenador d'atacs de tos, | cough attack averter, |
maquillador de mentides, | spin doctor, (lie embelisher) |
esgarrapador de gats, | cat scratcher, |
provocador d'estampides, | stampede provoker, |
unidor d'esquarterats, | quartering victim rejoiner, |
qüestionador de certeses, | certainity questioner, |
gran pontífex dels bordells, | highest pontiff of the brothels, |
productor d'embriagueses, | drunkenness producer, |
monitor de vol d'ocells, | bird flight instructor, |
circumcisador d'amebes, | amoebe circumcisor, |
tallador en sec de singlots, | hiccup interrupter, |
desllagrimador de cebes, | onion unweeper, |
professor d'estirabots. | slur teacher. |
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El món és tan depriment, | The world is so depressing, |
tan malgirbat, tan eixut... | so unfit, so dry... |
Si vols 'nar a contracorrent, | If you want to go against the tide. |
ho tens pelut! | you're in trouble! |
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M'he fet gran, tinc alguns vicis, | I've grown old, I've got some vices, |
no pas el de treballar... | but not the vice of working... |
No he exercit mai els oficis | I never practiced the jobs |
que m'agrada imaginar. | that I like to imagine. |
Diuen: no tenen sortida, | They say: there's no demand |
Mai no se'n trauran diners... | No money to be made there... |
P'rò somniar, sembla mentida, | But to dream, believe it or not, |
si no et mostra el món com és, | if it doesn't show the world as is, |
si que et mostra com hauria | shows it as it should be, |
de ser, com podria ser | how it could be |
si un polsim de fantasia | if a pinch of fantasy |
es dignés baixar al carrer. | would allow itself down on the street. |
Ara em vaig guanyant la vida | Right now I make a living |
fent cançons, però potser, | out of songwriting, but just maybe, |
si no deixo anar la brida, | if I don't let go of the reins, |
algun dia esdevindré | some day I may become |
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salinitzador de pluges, | rain salter, |
llançador de fruits podrits, | rotten fruit thrower, |
dietista per a truges, | sow dietist, |
acaronador de pits, | breast caresser, |
clonador de merda d'oca, | goose shit cloner |
tacador de versos blancs | blank verse stainer, |
extractor de suc de roca, | stone juicer, |
orxatitzador de sangs, | horchata in blood infuser, |
desaplicador de normes, | rule deadherer, |
ferrador d'ous remenats, | scrambled eggs shoer, |
quadrificador de formes | circular form quadraturer, |
circulars, escuraplats, | dish emptier, |
gondoler al bell mig del Sena, | gondolier in the middle of the Sena, |
mesclador de carn i peix, | fish and fowl mixer, |
comptador de grans d'arena, | sand grain counter, |
creador de mi mateix! | creator of my own self! |
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El món és tan depriment, | The world is so depressing, |
tan fred, tan poc elegant... | so cold, so inelegant... |
Si vols 'nar a contracorrent, | If you want to go against the tide. |
te la fot'ran! | you'll be fucked up! |