OFFICIAL "N-GAGE SUCKS!!!!" THREAD

[deanollive]

Heres my 2 cents:

The NGAGE is not shite as a machine.... I think this cos the TR was not too bad fair enough tobirand (Sorry if thats the wrong name) I agree with you on the slight lag (1 sec is excessive though) and the dis-jointed poly though. But while testing I throughly enjoyed it and felt it played better than AOD!
The real problem comes down to the D (umb) pad that does not give u the needed control over a game like TR!

The biggest fllaw by far is the fact that you cant eject the game without removing the case and battery! Thats great a handheld that takes your journey time to change games!!! lol A joke it is

But THPS does look sweet but once agian I dont think I'll be getting my 26 million combo due to the whack Controller

And the PRICE!!! lol ) it killed me £300 u could buy a xbox and a cube and maybe a ps2 for that!!
sod it I would invest my £300 in making a portable PSX!

C3

 

[NssOne]

OK, since this is the official 'N-Gage Sucks' thread, I'll just say it:

N-GAGE SUCKS!!!!

So what if I never played it before? Everybody seems to be as much of an expert as the next when it comes to whether or not something sucks.

 

[thecheat]

its all part of human nature...















PS: you all suck

 

[johnno15]

Looking at most of these posts you all seem to know a lot about sucking and thats wrong

 

[GP32 Kirby]

God.. when will Nokia know when to give up? Despite their relatively bad performance and shocking news of their game security protection bein' cracked, they're still advertising and are probably hoping to be the "number one" for Christmas.. I mean get real!

Also I was watching some morning TV show (cant remember if it was earlier today or yesturday, probably today it was) and they were talking about the best "toys" for christmas.. the N-Gage was one of the things shown during the thing and it sickened me, I was like "God, you people are idiots! It isnt even a toy, it's a bad mobile phone and 'games console' combo!". Oh well.. enough of my rambling, like I said, feel free to blend this with the official "N-GAGE SUCKS!!!!" topic

On a side note, the GBA SP was also shown in the same thing.. 'tis a shame the GP32 never got that first "official" European release though.. cuz people may had bought it near Christmas time

 

[generalnmx]

Merged.

Oh, and by the way...this official topic does not endorse the idea that "NGAGE SUCKS!!!", it's just the merging of all the NGAGE-bashing topics. While we of GP32 Xtreme serve no official opinion, one cannot deny the negative-popularity of the NGAGE upon this Off-Topic board. We shall permit everyone to right to bash the NGAGE as they have the right to bash the Zodiac, GBA, GBC, WonderSwan, etc.

...

...But not the GP32. Then you're banned for life.

 

[whodahell600]

at gamestop.com it says there selling the ngage and three games for $200. i would assume this is a sign of bad sales but hey who am i to say.

 

[vemon388]

well what is the point of this tread our a dick

 

[NssOne]

This should be merged with the NGAGE SUCKS thread.

 

[whodahell600]

:lol: vemon 388 is trying to insult me but it sounds more like he's insulting himself.

oh how dull this forum would be without retarded newbs...

 

[Mash]

I think n-gage is kinda cool though, but I got all the handhelds so anything new is cool.

 

[generalnmx]

mErGeD

 

[thecheat]

well what is the point of this tread our a dick

um... wow. just... wow. :blink: i have never heard anything more deamining, derogatory, insulting, or just plain rude than that finely crrafted linguistic assuault on one's feelings and wholness of one's genital status... :lol:

 

[trooper]

well what is the point of this tread our a dick

um... wow. just... wow. :blink: i have never heard anything more deamining, derogatory, insulting, or just plain rude than that finely crrafted linguistic assuault on one's feelings and wholness of one's genital status... :lol:

I think its called bollocks , What he said.

Trooper

 

[extremegamer]

Check this out.N-gage survey

I think this says it all about Nokia and the N-gage, LONG LIVE GAME PARK and ATARI

shameless plug....get homebrewn reviews and more at gp32exg.com

-EXG

 

[whodahell600]

wow only 1.69% out of 18,300 gamers have one. and only another 1% want one. thats sad.

 

[Evil_Cartman]

thats sad.

For nokia.

 

[generalnmx]

Merged.

 

[NssOne]

Hasn't N-Gage bashing gone on long enough? It's been beaten to the ground now by all the heavy gamers. Can't we just see that it's not doing well and drop it already?

Good call GNMX, I was trying to post before and it wasn't going through. Didn't get to see that it was merged here already.

 

[Rico]

This is what the thread is for. In our opinion the n-gage bashing idea doesn't deserve the plethora of topics it spawns, so we merge them.

If we take this down, more topics will replace it by other people.

However, when a noticable time appears since the last n-gage bash, we'll take this down.