EvilDragon posted on Jul 4 2004 at 06:10 PM said:
And since I have long hair, dark clothes and listen to hard rock...
"...Mosch instantly thinks I'm allright" B)
My name has... quite a story behind it. Let me begin from the top.
I learned Latin in school and the classes were always quite late, at about 3 (which is really late if you usually go home at 13:20 or 14:10). Of course, no one paid attention anymore and everyone just fooled around. One particular habit some... acquaintances (note I did not say friends) had was drawing REALLY shitty pictures. Now our Latin teacher was our target of friendly ridicule becasue he talked EXACTLY like a stereotypical homosexual. He also wore glasses not unlike the ones I wore that time.
Ooooooookay. So now that we have the set-up, let's start the story
It was late again and we were bored, when the aforementioned people began painting out Latin teacher in several professions - forgive me, I don't know which those were anymore
Sooner or later, they ran out of ideas and painted a frog with his glasses. They laughed so hard at that that they disturbed the class for quite a while and our techer walked towards them to see what they were doing.
Now, back to the set-up, because I forgot to mention that I have some kind of mutation that
a) weakens my immune systems quite a bit and
B) increases my production of male hormones.
the ltter one results in a beard Karl Marx would be proud of, and I usually did not shave to much and just shortened it a bit.
Now they could not hide the paper quickly enough, but they also did not want to show our teacher that they painted him. So Chris quickly rubbed his pen across the frog - unfortunately hitting only directly beneath the chin, producing a large beard-like thing. When our teacher asked they told him they painted me as a frog.
Now, to the wonderful world of German language. Let's look at some words, shall we?
Frog: Frosch
Human: Mensch
Beginning to understand? They grew fond of the creature and called it a "Mosch": one part Mensch, one part Frosch.
From then on, I was Mosch. I never lost that name. My parents sometimes get called Mr and Mrs Mosch (no joke) by my friends. I wear it proudly. It's better than Toesch (One part Mensch, one part table) by the way. And if you want to, I have all the pictures they painted of me (which are quite a few).
Till Eulenmosch
Keeper Mosch
Snake Mosch
Snowmosch (Snow white. My god, that one gives me nightmares)
Törkel (One part Blackboard [Tafel], one part "Görk" [my surname is "Gerk".... and they are idiots])
Captain Mosch (that one is great)
Kamikaze Mosch
Bomb Mosch (a bomb, simple as that)
Turtlemosch
Duckmosch
Um... I guess I'll stop my list now. Just imagine something and than add a large beard and glasses, then you basically get the Mosch-Version
Ha, guess I hold the record for most idiotic nickname, huh?
(Interesting fact: Reflecting about it, in english I would have been a Mog.)