My Girlfriend's Valentine Present

[Mark]

I've been with my girlfriend for over two years now, but I still hate Valentine's Day with a passion. That's why, with her blessing, I've made her a present this time instead of wasting cash on a bear. I don't know what she's buying me, but I doubt it'll be anything like this.

I've made her a CD called "Rice Krispy and the Crunchy Nuts- The War Veteran EP" with 6 songs. I have no musical talent, so it involved me singing into an eyetoy for the mic, with a keyboard in the background for the music. Then I make a horrible noise, talking bollocks over the top.

Here's one song called Do the Pensioner

She doesn't know I'm making her a CD, so hopefully when she hears it she will think it's cute that I tried so hard and it's terrible, and therefore like me even more.

 

[Goity]

OMFG!!!!!
Lol that's hilarious!
Maybe she'll be rolling around on the floor with laughter though

 

[markusdragon]

Hahaha! Utterly fantastic XD.

And catchy, too ^_^

 

[p j]

thats going into my mp3 player

you have such a deep soulfull voice <swoon> :wub:

 

[washo]

that rocks dude...
really, that is so funny....
dont forget to release this EP on the net

see you :lol:

 

[Mark]

I've just listened to it again and it's so cringeworthy. Ouch.

 

[Wolfsclaw]

LOL its not that bad... way more funny !!

you just gotta release that cd on the net when all tracks are done...

 

[skysnapper]

LOL its not that bad... way more funny !!

you just gotta release that cd on the net when all tracks are done...

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..and they said romance is dead

 

[Rico]

These guys all saying it's funny? They're just building your confidence so you'll put it on the internet and make an ass of yourself. Don't listen to them, it's like having my ears fucked with a cactus.

A+ for effort, though.

 

[kknd_cf]

http://img212.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img212&ima...unnysong2an.swf

 

[p j]

http://img212.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img212&ima...unnysong2an.swf

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did u do that? :blink:

thats both hillarious,bizarre and horrifingly scary at the same time

 

[c0ncept]

cactus! heh. On the plus side girls do prefer it if you make rather than buy something (or even better, both )

 

[kknd_cf]

http://img212.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img212&ima...unnysong2an.swf

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did u do that? :blink:

thats both hillarious,bizarre and horrifingly scary at the same time

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Sadly yes I did.

 

[mattmagoo]

OK, this gift will only work if

A ) the other 5 songs dont sound like that
B ) your girlfriends simple

 

[Mark]

These guys all saying it's funny? They're just building your confidence so you'll put it on the internet and make an ass of yourself. Don't listen to them, it's like having my ears fucked with a cactus.

A+ for effort, though.

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It's not meant to be funny :rolleyes: Thanks for the A+....but you must think I'm really, really simple to put so much effort in. Which is the point I'm trying to get across. It's cringeworthingly bad.

And Matt, yes she is rather simple. Cute though.

EDIT: Nice vid btw

 

[skysnapper]

These guys all saying it's funny? They're just building your confidence so you'll put it on the internet and make an ass of yourself. Don't listen to them, it's like having my ears fucked with a cactus.

A+ for effort, though.

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It's not meant to be funny :rolleyes: Thanks for the A+....but you must think I'm really, really simple to put so much effort in. Which is the point I'm trying to get across. It's cringeworthingly bad.

And Matt, yes she is rather simple. Cute though.

EDIT: Nice vid btw

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in that case the simple red ribbon round the cock shoud do the trick

 

[loz_the_guru]

MMM it is pretty bad mark....sorry

 

[sam fisher]

Hey mark. Send me the CD and a picture of you and a cd and i will publish it!

 

[Rico]

Ah yes, that famous publishing house you own. By which I mean a 10-year-old DOS computer with a busted CD-R drive that only burns the first three tracks

 

[Mark]

Hey mark. Send me the CD and a picture of you and a cd and i will publish it!

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Thanks Sam, but I think the sheer stupidness of the front cover of my EP and the fact the track listing it written on with a biro adds to the retardness