Impractical Pandora-successor names

[xiongxioi]

OpenHans sounds a bit too weird, reminds me of some 70s old stuff. (good thing ED has long hair and no mustache)

Open Sphy feels somewhat right, even though it must be very awkward to people who speak German. Is there a guy in street fight 2 who keeps shouting Sphy at you? I think I heard of that from somewhere.

Anyway, it's like those Asians who wear T shirts that has rude English slangs printed on, or westerns got Chinese/Japanese word tattoos along the line of chicken raping rednecks on their arms.

 

[Klumpen]

This thread is getting weirder every day.  oO

 

[ShleeDragon]

 

This thread is getting weirder every day.  oO

 

ooh god.

 

[sebt3]

This thread is getting weirder every day.  oO

Isn't it the point of this thread actually ? (have a better look at the thread title)

 

[EssoAir]

OpenHans sounds a bit too weird, reminds me of some 70s old stuff. (good thing ED has long hair and no mustache)


Open Sphy feels somewhat right, even though it must be very awkward to people who speak German. Is there a guy in street fight 2 who keeps shouting Sphy at you? I think I heard of that from somewhere.


Anyway, it's like those Asians who wear T shirts that has rude English slangs printed on, or westerns got Chinese/Japanese word tattoos along the line of chicken raping rednecks on their arms.

Well, being from the great state of Tennessee, home of the Scopes Monkey trial and the "Skepticism" Bill (allows schools to teach alternate theories to evolution in science class) I can say its fucking HILARIOUS to see people's tattoos and translate them. Id say about half the time they have nothing to do with what they were told by the tattoo artist. One literally said "ma ma" (as in monkey monkey(i think thats right at least. My firend is the one that speaks Mandrin, not me)) and the dude said it was his birthday. HAHAHHAHAHA. If you're ever in the area, come to Dollywood Theam Park and soak up the ignorance around you

 

[FBnil]

aubergine. And the case should have this color:

 

[erico]

PerfecT! pad and buttons should also be green like that strange leaf!

 

[Klumpen]

The Brick

 

[FBnil]

hmm... wasn't the Pandora un-brickable?

What about this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bric-%C3%A0-brac

 

[Klumpen]

Well, many guys said, that it looks like a brick

and the unbrickability (lol) adds a nice touch of irony.

 

[ShleeDragon]

The Brick

Seconded.

The OpenBrick.

 

[FBnil]

because of the ARM chip it has... how about "ARMpit" (hmm... repost) ? ... or sweatsock...

Should it be able to run at 1.6 Ghz... "Pandora Phi"... Which then would be "p.p."

Personal Mega System

System Open Arm Pandora

Personal Open Traveler

Arm Personal Pandora Limitless Emulator

Pandora Open Nub's Yellow

 

[Bosbeetle]

The Brick

i would loose the "the" 

Brick

 

[TrashyMG]

i would loose the "the" 

Brick

I like it, it's still a runner up to Pickledora though..

 

[EssoAir]

OpenBrik (yes, that is how I inteded to spell that)

 

[ShleeDragon]

OpenBrik (yes, that is how I inteded to spell that)

edgy.

 

[_wb_]

Some more impractical names:

OpenBox

Pantresra

Pandemonium

OpenPandemic

TyphusBox

SmallPoxBox

EvilBox

NoCraigBox

GameStation 2

GamePlayBoyStation

 

[Klumpen]

Pron

 

[sebt3]

NoCraigBox

Actually, this one realy appeal to me

 

[fusion_power]

"PAN-TSU" ...if you are familar with special japanese fetishes... XD

You were already beaten to that joke:

Pan2 -> PanTwo -> Pantoo (with a dash of linux mascot, but too tacky) -> Panto

OpenPantsuBox2

2:0 already for that. I'm not alone We should pick a "top 10" of possible names and see what's voted most.