Ice cream traitor! Would you not sacrifice your ass for one night just to taste that delicious mint!
jk jk...My dad's lactose intolerant, and get's really bad hour long diarrhea sessions when in contact with dairy. It stinks so fricking bad, I can smell it in my bed, even though the bathroom is across the hall...(about 1 room and a half away). It makes him grumpy, and he describes it as very, very, uncomfortable.