I Have Discovered....


Realultimate power has been around for some time now. I thought it was funny when I first read it. Does it still have the big pimpin' instrumental music in the background? That's what made it so funny for me.

EDIT - Oh wow you live in a Halo map!
 
EDIT: this site appears to be nothing more than a joke. I mean, this kid's even proud of the hate mail he gets.

It's a joke, treat it as such.

EDIT2: check out the suppuku page, that is totally insane.
 
Scene 1:

Ninjas walk down street to go eat some food. Ninjas are all wearing black and looking totally sweet. There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped. Then some dude jumps out of nowhere. The ninjas start beating this guy's ass bad. Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one ninja pulls out a ninja star (ninja weapon) and throws it at the dude. The ninja star cuts the guy's head totally off. The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome. The ninjas start flying and everybody starts screaming. Then the scene ends.

Scene 2:

A ninja is sleeping at his house. Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song. Then the ninja wakes up super pissed and ready to rock. The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the ninja starts cutting down a building. When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him. (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.) There will be a close up of the dude's feet sticking out from under the building. The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure. Then we see that the ninja was playing the guitar. Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and the ninja starts wailing ever harder (if that's even possible). Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes.

END

-I thought of this script right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!
Click to expand...

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
 
Huxley posted on Jan 16 2005 said:
Scene 1:

Ninjas walk down street to go eat some food. Ninjas are all wearing black and looking totally sweet. There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped. Then some dude jumps out of nowhere. The ninjas start beating this guy's ass bad. Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one ninja pulls out a ninja star (ninja weapon) and throws it at the dude. The ninja star cuts the guy's head totally off. The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome. The ninjas start flying and everybody starts screaming. Then the scene ends.

Scene 2:

A ninja is sleeping at his house. Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song. Then the ninja wakes up super pissed and ready to rock. The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the ninja starts cutting down a building. When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him. (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.) There will be a close up of the dude's feet sticking out from under the building. The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure. Then we see that the ninja was playing the guitar. Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and the ninja starts wailing ever harder (if that's even possible). Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes.

END

-I thought of this script right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!
Click to expand...

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
​
Click to expand...

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Last edited by a moderator:
My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas
Click to expand...

umm.
probably a sexually confused 13 yr old


I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). 
Click to expand...

does this dude know goity


Hey you fuckin moron,


I just visited you fucked up little piece of shit ninja site, and you don't know Jack Shit about them do you? First off, how fuckin old are you, you little SOB, and how the FUCK long have you studied NINJAS? If you honestly believe in what you put on your site you should just do the world a fuckin favor and bend over, put your dick in your mouth and bite it the fuck off so that everyone knows the planet won't be tainted by someone else genetically related to a dumb fuck like you. I got a fuckin list of things that are wrong on your fuckin page. First off, your fuck off firend Mark said he saw an actual NINJA, do you fuckin know how many there really are, there are less than 50 real ones left, and only 5 live in the U.S.! NINJAS DON'T FLIP OUT YOU FUCKIN RETARD!!! do you even know what Ninjas WERE!!! They were SPIES and ASSASSINS, next time ask before you pull shit out your ass and put it on a page. EVERYTHING you said on your page is shit, even your equipment is WRONG. I bet you don't even fuckin know the differance between a katana and a zaoichito blade, and if you DON'T then remove your fuckin site right the fickin now. I'm sick and fuckin tired of people like you, who have a computer and THINK somehting is cool, and then put total BULLSHIT on the internet to confuse otehrs who are actually researching the True past of these excellant soldiers, you MOTHER FUCKING PEICE OF RAT SHIT. If you want some REAL info e-mail me and I'd be GLAD to set you straight, I've actually studied these fuckers for MORE THAN TWO WEEKS. HELL, I've even been to the last official Okinawan Dojo for them. But please get your fuckin bullshit site off the fuckin net or COMPLETELY reFUCKINGdo-it.
Click to expand...

is it me or does this sound like its come from the keyboard of Gimp
 
Last edited by a moderator:
White Demon posted on Jan 16 2005 said:
EDIT: this site appears to be nothing more than a joke. I mean, this kid's even proud of the hate mail he gets.

It's a joke, treat it as such.

EDIT2: check out the suppuku page, that is totally insane.
​
Click to expand...
Yup, it's just like that Maddox twat, just trying to piss people off by being ignorrant assholes.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Damn! You beat me to the Maddox connection!

But yeah, that site is blatantly by Maddox. The formatting, pride in hate mail, and even the style of writing would say so.

On an interesting side note, a friend of mine bought the Real Ultimate Power book :blink:
 
who the hell is hoity? I reckon spam fisher is probably p***ed.
btw. I just got back from a biker convention w000t!
 
markusdragon posted on Jan 16 2005 said:
Damn! You beat me to the Maddox connection!

But yeah, that site is blatantly by Maddox. The formatting, pride in hate mail, and even the style of writing would say so.

On an interesting side note, a friend of mine bought the Real Ultimate Power book :blink:
​
Click to expand...
Sorry about that, anyway, is the book actually any good?
 
Last edited by a moderator:
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

M
I CANT STAND IT!!!!!
Replies
19
Views
2K
r0lf
R
C
  • Locked
Gametrac Renamed.......
Replies
3
Views
1K
bringoutthegimp
B
O
Cheap Ds Lite
Replies
16
Views
2K
PSyMastR
PSyMastR
N
What Arcade Cabinet Is This?
Replies
3
Views
1K
TelcoLou
T
Z
  • Locked
what's with the main page?
2
Replies
32
Views
4K
Rico
R
Back
Top