How To Sell A Furby

[BaDToaD]

My Girlfriend has just started collecting Furbies on ebay and came across this one. This has got to be the funniest ebay auction sales pitch I have ever read.

Barry the faulty furby (or is he?)

 

[Goity]

That is the vest ebay advert I've seen all year. classic.

 

[moz]

im tempted to buy "Barry" smash it with a sledgehammer and post it back to the sad seller.

Furby suck

nice find

 

[BaDToaD]

OMG Barry has murdered Kelvin the bear!

 

[Twimfy]

Ha Ha thats brilliant. It's a shame this auction will come to an end soon.

 

[Magus 86]

Hey BaDToaD, you said your girlfriend's collecting furbies... Would she be interested in buying a "Special Limited Edition" Christmas Furby?

 

[firefly1201]

Hey BaDToaD at you said your girlfriend's collecting furbies... Would she be interested in buying a "Special Limited Edition" Christmas Furby?

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Hey, I have one of those things as well ^_^

 

[loz_the_guru]

how much do you guys want fo those pieces of crap? I need one for a special project. btw are either of you in the uk?

 

[Magus 86]

LOL, no, I'm in America, unfortunately... what "special project" could you possibly need a furby for? How much do I want for it? Uh... I dunno, how much do you wanna pay for it?

 

[reaper79]

That's hilarious! My younger sister has maybe 4 or 5 Furbies. On year, after going to my parents house for christmas, my wife and I were sleeping in the guest room and all the furbies, that were in storage, came on in the middle of the night and started talking to each other! All five of them! Someone had left the batteries in them, and they had been boxed up for over a year. We shit our pants at like 2 am in the morning wondering what possessed demon was in the closet!

Cheers!

 

[Magus 86]

LOL, that's fuckin hilarious

 

[BaDToaD]

Hey BaDToaD at you said your girlfriend's collecting furbies... Would she be interested in buying a "Special Limited Edition" Christmas Furby?

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At the moment no as they seem to be quite expensive. She is more interested in getting some basic cheaper furbies first. Normal furbies seem to go for about 5-8 quid whereas the xmas ones go for several times that.

 

[Magus 86]

I'm from America, so... How much is 1 quid?

 

[davey g]

Just under $2.

$1.82 to be precise.

 

[firefly1201]

Hey BaDToaD at you said your girlfriend's collecting furbies... Would she be interested in buying a "Special Limited Edition" Christmas Furby?

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Normal furbies seem to go for about 5-8 quid whereas the xmas ones go for several times that.

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Really? *rubs hands together and licks lips*

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

in a world where furbies are still making money, its no wonder were killing each other off in unnecessary wars :lol: :lol:

 

[thecheat]

No.
Not funny.
No joking about furbies. :angry: