How Off-topic can you get? [Challenge]


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The idea of this off-topic challenge is to post what you think the most off-topic topic on the Offtopic general talk board could be. This topic must not already exist. It should be what you would name the topic, and a bit of info about it, if necessary.

Here's mine: How to buy McDonalds Shares
 
If a thread which its topic is supposed to be a gathering of off-topic things does that make it on-topic?
 
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Here is my entry: I like the Pandora.

Explanation: The most off-topic post in the off-topic-general-section is an absolutely on-topic post related to the Pandora-forum.

Edit: Looks like TrashyMG and I had the same thought. :)
 
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I don't like the pandora.

Even more offtopic than posting about the device in the offtopic section of the forum of the device, is to do that and don't even have a reason to post in the board at all!

PS: I lied. ;)
 
Bear baiting for fun and profit.


What's that smell?


Serial killing for beginners.


Get orf my land: a pronunciation guide.


Skydiving for agoraphobics.


What does your poo say about you?


I couldn't settle on just one. ;)
 
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Two Months: the Epic Journey though Time
Starring: Craig Rothwell as Hitler on Fire Fighting with a Bear
and Michael Mrozek as an Evil Dragon​
 
If I one day have a daughter, i want to name her Elemenope really badly.
 
why wont my dady tutch me at nite?


i hav tryed al sarts ov stuf liek dresin sexxy for him, butt he stil wont tutch me pleese halp.


Weirdly enough I thought of that one while I was in bed last night. :D
 
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I'm such an amazing shot I can balance my copy of panzer dragoon saga ( just the disk ) on top of a rock and shoot through the hole in the disk with a 3oo win mag ( actually that gun is acurate ) , set down the gun carefully pick up the game on the edges and put it in my saturn and play . ;)

EVEN IF I was that good of a shot the vacum would still knock the disk over + the bullet wouldn't go through easily . And I do not have a saturn or copy of Panzer Dragon Saga .
 
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Simple idea can make money zhujuan
 
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Paste, Paste as plain text, Paste from Word?

That is the question.
 
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