Hail To The King Baby

[gruso]

http://twitter.com/georgeb3dr

Impressions: http://kotaku.com/5629782/

The trailer being shown behind closed doors for the game includes strippers and a three breasted giant monster. Of the latter, Duke says, "Hell, I'd still hit it."

 

[Nova]

I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck.

 

[sam fisher]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum.

 

[Nintendo]

I'm in the process of licking your insides out, including your liver.

 

[Nova]

I'm in the process of licking your insides out, including your liver.

Is that a Duke quote?

 

[gruso]

I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL

 

[Nova]

I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL

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EDIT: Context

 

[gruso]

:lol:

WHO IS THAT

WHAT DO YOU WANT

 

[Nintendo]

No, but the following quote are though...

You're an inspiration for birth control.

Your face. Your ass. What's the difference

Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!

Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!

Damn. Those Alien maggots booby trapped the sub!

Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!

And I thought 10 guns was hard to carry!

This tape will self destruct in 1 second!

Somebody's gonna freakin pay for screwin up my vacation.

Nobody messes with my meat!

 

[Username]

I feel like celebrating.

 

[danielliu88888]

There's a Beer button!

 

[Nintendo]

 

[gp32rich]

Anybody in Seattle? They're going to be previewing it.

[Duke I have an itch only you can scratch]
Sorry Lara, I'm busy. You'll have to use your own fingers to scratch that itch.

 

[Fishbong]

I hope they'll still make a PC version.
Haha, this is so awesome. Never thought we'd get to play another Duke Nukem Game. Well, it's still not released, so lets hope they pull it through this time.

 

[(naw)mcx]

As the game demo said
Coming to all consoles and PCs.

 

[b1ueskycomp1ex]

I hope they'll still make a PC version.
Haha, this is so awesome. Never thought we'd get to play another Duke Nukem Game. Well, it's still not released, so lets hope they pull it through this time.

Well it's gearbox. It's not like 3D realms who all have their heads up their asses. A FEW MILLION IS ALL WE NEED! *Pan shot right to a gaming room complete with foozball* IT'LL BE DONE WHEN IT'S DONE!

 

[Nivek10]

"Hmm.. No time to play with myself."