Go To Hell!

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Which level will you be visiting?

  1. Level 0 - Purgatory Repenting Believers

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  2. Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers

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  3. Level 2 Lustful

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  4. Level 3 Gluttonous

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  5. Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious

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  6. Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy

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  7. Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics

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  8. Level 7 Violence

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  9. Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers

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  10. Level 9 - Cocytus Treachery

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  1. aeSentinel

    aeSentinel Still Fresh

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    So far I'm the first to wind up in Purgatory, which I got a High in. I also got a High in Level 8 - the Malebolge. That was pretty close. :p

     
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  2. sam fisher

    sam fisher Well-Known Member

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  3. Alex.

    Alex. Retired

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  4. sam fisher

    sam fisher Well-Known Member

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    no....with his rep, he'll only ever meet one woman, and that will be the one that learns of his "no oral" policy.
     
  5. Javacat

    Javacat Founder of the WarmFluffyUK fan club

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    It's late and I don't really understand the answers (I've not gotten around to reading Inferno yet), but for what it's worth:

    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | Very High
    Level 4 | Extreme
    Level 5 | Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
    Level 7 | High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | High
     
  6. Jarska333

    Jarska333 What do you want?

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    Number six here, too. Getting crowded... More the merrier, eh? :)
     
  7. Titcher

    Titcher Active Member

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    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
    Level 2 | Low
    Level 3 | Very High
    Level 4 | High
    Level 5 | High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
    Level 7 | High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | High
     
  8. Hanz™

    Hanz™ FIGHT THE POWER! :D

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    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very High
    Level 1 - Limbo | High
    Level 2 | High
    Level 3 | Low
    Level 4 | Low
    Level 5 | Very Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
    Level 7 | Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

    Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
    Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv


    It's actually not as hard as you think it is to get to Purgatory guys.

    edit: The only things I did wrong was have sex before marriage. Have anal and oral sex, have depressing thoughts, harm myself, over indulge.
    As long as you answer in a repentent sounding way, it doesn't really treat you that bad.
     
  9. Squidge

    Squidge Certified Guru

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    You do anal? :eek:

    Hmmm, give or receive? ;)
     
  10. NoidZ

    NoidZ Mind the world, need for panic

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    Level 4

    Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
    Level 2 Lustful Very High
    Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
    Level 7 Violent Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
     
  11. fishybawb

    fishybawb Hired Geek

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    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
    Level 2 | High
    Level 3 | Very High
    Level 4 | High
    Level 5 | Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
    Level 7 | High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

    With an "extreme" Heretics rating too... I'm not sure whether to be proud or not... I'm thinking yes :)
     
  12. daclassicgamingmaster

    daclassicgamingmaster It Is Your Birthday.

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    Hanz? Probably the latter :p


    I do like how he felt the need to tell everone that he's had sex (oral AND anal) before marriage. He's like that skinny dude from "Road Trip":

    Nurse: "Have any of you had sex in the past 24 hours?"
    skinny weird dude: "I did! WITH A GIRL!!!!"


    <3 that movie :wub:
     
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  13. aeSentinel

    aeSentinel Still Fresh

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  14. sam fisher

    sam fisher Well-Known Member

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    I was being sarcastic! I meant that they WOULD want oral. Bah, stupid internet and lack of sarcasm!
     
  15. Exophase

    Exophase Nothing good will ever come of Exophase.

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    You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

    First Level of Hell - Limbo

    Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
     
  16. sam fisher

    sam fisher Well-Known Member

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    Peaceful yet sad? No sex then?
     
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  17. aeSentinel

    aeSentinel Still Fresh

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  18. virusx

    virusx Virus Infected Person

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    :p Gp32x... Home of the Heretics :lol:
     
  19. OMars

    OMars Very Active Member

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    Good job im not a Christian then isnt it else i'd most likely be screwed if i truely believed this stuff and took it seriously :p

    And FYI, I'm neither Hindu, Muslim, Buddhist, Seikh or Jew ;)

    Are you a part of:

    Agnosticism,
    Atheism,
    Wicca,

    Ajivika,
    Ayyavazhi,
    Jainism,
    Panth,
    Taoism,
    Confucianism,
    Shinto,
    Yiguandao,
    Chondogyo,
    Caodaism,
    Atenism,
    Mithraism,
    Manichaeism,
    Yazdânism,
    Orphism,
    or...

    African Traditional Mythology,
    European mythology,
    Near-Eastern Traditional Mythology,
    Native American Mythology,
    Pacific or Pacific-Islander Mythology?

    I'm curious as to why this is so closely related to Greek Mythology. It makes me not take so seriously. I usually expect the three main religions' beliefs to be similar.

    It also makes a good argument for evolutionists and such, making it seem as if all religions "develop" and don't just get sent down to earth by a prophet.
     
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  20. Ganepark32

    Ganepark32 Suit Up!

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    ^ What? Ah, who cares now. i didn't realise this was still going on. On the subject of being Heretics, everyone is a heretic, some more so than others. I for one and quite outspoken about my hatred for all things religious, making me probably the biggest Heretic here. Like it was said further up on this page, I do believe in something but not what everyone is praying to and so I hate religion and take it all as myth or non-fiction. Anyway...not wanting to start a religious discussion as we all know what happens when that appears on these boards but knowing me I've opened up the flood gates.

    *Ducks for cover*
     

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