Go To Hell!

Which level will you be visiting?

  • Level 0 - Purgatory Repenting Believers

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  • Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers

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  • Level 2 Lustful

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  • Level 3 Gluttonous

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  • Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious

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  • Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy

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  • Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics

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  • Level 7 Violence

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  • Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers

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  • Level 9 - Cocytus Treachery

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gp32rich

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Dante Inferno Test said:
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
I used to only be at five :(

I guess I'm less calm about it now ;)

And just in case you don't want anyone to know how bad you are, anonymously answer the poll :rolleyes:
 
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.



Holy shit...





Awesome!
 
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
 
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.


Good job im not a Christian then isnt it else i'd most likely be screwed if i truely believed this stuff and took it seriously :p

And FYI, I'm neither Hindu, Muslim, Buddhist, Seikh or Jew ;)
 
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.


Better than I thought....
 
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.



Still... Probably beats a day trip to the Isle of Sheppey...
 
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
 
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Seems that no matter how well you fit into other places, if you don't believe in God, its number Six for you! No wonder they always convert criminals to christianity, so they cane believe in God and reach 7. 8 and 9 :p
 
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
 
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

:eek:
 
I've joined the Fifth level club.

Score:

Level-Score
Purgatory-Very low
Level 1 Limbo-Very Low
Level 2-Very High
Level 3-Low
Level 4-Moderate
Level 5-Very High
Level 6 The City of Dis-High
Level 7-Moderate
Level 8 the Malebolge-High
Level 9 Cocytus-Very High

So what was that test all about anyway? Determining how condemned we are and how much punishment we will receive upon dying and going to hell? Doesn't matter as I dont believe in hell or whatever.
And its a stupid test. It says I've led a cruel, and vindicated life and that I'll meet my end with the river Styx. All I can say if f**k who ever came up with this thing. I am in no way a cruel person. So that result can be discarded.
 
level 5

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

Amusing. :)
 
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Not that I don't deserve to be pushed further down :)
 
If I answer how I think it's expecting me to answer (just through, one pass, no editing), I get the following:

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

I'm 6th if I answer them truthfully though. I mean, who waits until after they are married before having sex? That's just ridiculous.

Maybe because I don't believe in any of the "religious nonsense" on that webpage is the reason I made the 6th one.
 
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