Funny Links And Jokes


Ditto, the Google one is allowable btw (trying to block swearing without a filter is futile, and most people don't care). I didn't find it that funny. Home Alone one was hilarious though :) At least I don't think I'd seen it before, whereas I've seem all of those Ernest ones from some e-mail some moron was chaining around a few years back.
 
bringoutthegimp posted on Sep 27 2004 at 06:32 PM said:
skysnapper posted on Sep 26 2004 at 10:26 PM said:
Some rater amusing Aol Instant messenger chat transcripts

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/har.php

hahahaha that was hilarious, ive not read the others yet

I know cracks me up ... pure comedy class.... :p

Boy: I'm serious.

Girl: I don't get it

Boy: The cops are after me.

Girl: For what?

Boy: I'm wanted in three states

Girl: For???

Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.

Boy: I had sex with a turkey.

Boy: Hello?

Girl: You are f**king sick.

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Girl : You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol

Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.

Girl: Go f**k yourself

Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture

Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.

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Girl: I thought you were bulls**tting me!

Boy: Why would I do that?

Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you

Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..

Girl: FUC YOU!!!

Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
 
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I was rummaging around on my pc i found them made me LOL out loud while reading again and thought they were worthy of sharing to those who may have missed the first time eround... incidetnally not one of my friends have seen them and we are constantly circulation shit (is that considered shit stirring! :blink: )
 
Rico posted on Sep 28 2004 at 09:51 PM said:
How the fuck can there be people who haven't read these yet? They were circulating around about a year ago :|

Some of the board viewers are obviously infants. It explains so much :D
 
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