Funny Links And Jokes

[Rico]

http://www.cecimoz.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Chavs2.swf

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The second was vaguely amusing. In turn, I recommend this:

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/dirty.sanchez/cack02.htm

Hilarious cactus rap, altogether better than that chav stuff. The others are fairly amusing as well.

 

[bringoutthegimp]

what's the best thing about 26 year olds?

there's 20 of them

 

[xboxit]

:huh: I'm not sure if this is just me but, I don't get it.

 

[Rico]

I do, but I fail to see how it's funny.

 

[xboxit]

Can you explain, I can't see any joke there.

 

[bringoutthegimp]

your momma is so fat that when she went to the zoo the elephants threw peanuts at her

 

[xboxit]

not funny, really! :huh:

 

[bringoutthegimp]

your momma is so fat that when she wears a yellow jacket people shout "TAXI!!!"

 

[xboxit]

My mum doesn't wear yellow, plus in the uk we have black cabs. :huh:

 

[bringoutthegimp]

your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

 

[xboxit]

My mum gets sea sick :huh:

 

[bringoutthegimp]

your momma is so cheap i threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change

 

[xboxit]

Thats quite funny, I'm still smilin

 

[Dozer]

what's the best thing about 26 year olds?

there's 20 of them

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Haha, I'm claimin that as my own . The joke... not the 6 year olds....

 

[xboxit]

i don't get that one

 

[Ernest]

Whats the best thing about 26 year olds.

In lamens terms/put simply for Xboxit: Whats the best thing about twenty, 6 year olds, there is twenty of them.

You should understand now surely.

 

[xboxit]

That is so sick, but quite funny.

 

[mattmagoo]

The seven dwarves went to a nunnery one day

and grumpy went up to the nun and the gate:

Grumpy: 'Hello, i was just wondering whether or not there are any dwarf nuns in this nunnery?'

Nun: 'No, I'm afraid there's not'

Grumpy: 'Are there any dwarf or nudget nuns in the surrounding area?'

Nun: 'No, I'm afraid we are the only nunnery within 4 hours of here'

Grumpy: 'Do you know if there are any dwarf nuns in the country?'

Nun: 'No, I am very confident there are no dwarf nuns in the country'

..........

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the rest of the dwarves start giggling and chanting "Grumpy shagged a penguin"

 

[Mark]

Old Joke Alert:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead.
Why did the second fall out of the tree? Stapled to the first monkey.
Why did the third fall out for the tree? Peer Presure.

I have a few other jokes, although most are slightly sick.

 

[mattmagoo]

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