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bringoutthegimp posted on Sep 17 2004 at 02:18 PM said:
what's the best thing about 26 year olds?

there's 20 of them
Haha, I'm claimin that as my own :D. The joke... not the 6 year olds....
 
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Whats the best thing about 26 year olds.

In lamens terms/put simply for Xboxit: Whats the best thing about twenty, 6 year olds, there is twenty of them.

You should understand now surely.
 

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The seven dwarves went to a nunnery one day

and grumpy went up to the nun and the gate:

Grumpy: 'Hello, i was just wondering whether or not there are any dwarf nuns in this nunnery?'

Nun: 'No, I'm afraid there's not'

Grumpy: 'Are there any dwarf or nudget nuns in the surrounding area?'

Nun: 'No, I'm afraid we are the only nunnery within 4 hours of here'

Grumpy: 'Do you know if there are any dwarf nuns in the country?'

Nun: 'No, I am very confident there are no dwarf nuns in the country'

..........

..........

the rest of the dwarves start giggling and chanting "Grumpy shagged a penguin"
 

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Old Joke Alert:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead.
Why did the second fall out of the tree? Stapled to the first monkey.
Why did the third fall out for the tree? Peer Presure.

I have a few other jokes, although most are slightly sick.
 
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