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[WarmFluffyUK]

Another moment I remember was when I was out shopping a few months back, everyone was looking at me and smiling. I thought that it was a lovely sunny day and everyone was happy.

When I got home and looked in the mirror, I had a bid long black mascara smudge down my face. I wished I had a time machine LOL.

Edit:
And that's about it, I'm not telling the worst one, as that's wayyy too embarassing.

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TELL US!!!!!

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Gosh no, I couldn't. And anyway, you guys get all queazy about that kinda thing.

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It can't be as bad as we think ti is, so there's no harm in telling us all.
If You don't, I'll tell everybody your secret!

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My secret, ohh can you tell me as well, I love secrets :lol:

 

[lubidog]

Okydoky!

I'll bore you with mine, or one of them!

I'll try to be brief...


At college, me and a mate used to sneak into the swimbaths (by spitlefields) for free, have a nice swim, then walk out! No problems. One night I fancied a swim, went up there, walked in.

"Funny" I thought, there was only one other bloke in the changing room, nice quiest swim! So I took off my contact lenses, jumped in the pool, splashed around. Thought it a little odd how crowded the pool was....

This woman comes up to me, asks me what I'm doing. Our plan was, if we were caught to pretend to be foreigners and bluff are way out of it. Which I tried. She answered "But it's ladies only night...!"

In my panic, I ran from the pool-straight into the ladies changing room (where I cursed my blindness!), then straight into the mens and into the street!

The very next day, my then girlfriend was playing a concert in Croyden. I was late, so rushed into the hall, asked the first bloke I saw in a Dinner Jacket if he could show me my seat, Richard Baker (Old BBC presenter) turned around, and in so many words told me to piss off! He was compering the gig!

I am a bit of a fuckwit.

I once got pissed in some strangers house I was staying in, and tried to put on a suit of armour. Naked, with a helmet on the wrong way, stuck! I honestly thought I was gonna have to crash throuhg this old mansion, find their room and etc.


Sorry to bore you, I feel cleansed,

Thank you, and goodnight!

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

I once got pissed in some strangers house I was staying in, and tried to put on a suit of armour. Naked, with a helmet on the wrong way, stuck! I honestly thought I was gonna have to crash throuhg this old mansion, find their room and etc.

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LMAO, I would have loved to have seen that

 

[Goity]

Another moment I remember was when I was out shopping a few months back, everyone was looking at me and smiling. I thought that it was a lovely sunny day and everyone was happy.

When I got home and looked in the mirror, I had a bid long black mascara smudge down my face. I wished I had a time machine LOL.

Edit:
And that's about it, I'm not telling the worst one, as that's wayyy too embarassing.

​

TELL US!!!!!

​

Gosh no, I couldn't. And anyway, you guys get all queazy about that kinda thing.

​

It can't be as bad as we think ti is, so there's no harm in telling us all.
If You don't, I'll tell everybody your secret!

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My secret, ohh can you tell me as well, I love secrets :lol:

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your boyfriend is a man!!!!

 

[Nova]

I once got pissed in some strangers house I was staying in, and tried to put on a suit of armour. Naked, with a helmet on the wrong way, stuck! I honestly thought I was gonna have to crash throuhg this old mansion, find their room and etc.


Sorry to bore you, I feel cleansed,

Thank you, and goodnight!

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at this point im actually rofl

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

your boyfriend is a man!!!!

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Ohhh nooo, and I thought he was fluffy bunny rabbit :lol:

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

Actually I remember something that happened to a friend of mine. She broke both her arms and had them in casts. She had to have her boyfriend do everything for her, especially the loo stuff ewwww.

 

[Nova]

Actually I remember something that happened to a friend of mine. She broke both her arms and had them in casts. She had to have her boyfriend do everything for her, especially the loo stuff ewwww.

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Now that's love

 

[Mosch]

When I was on vacation in England with my whole class, some idiots decided it would be funny to play around with "fart gas" and stink bombs. Somehow this craze took over the whole city and soon those damn things were everywhere. I just steered clear of it and went my merry way.
Or at least, that was the plan.
At one point, I had to use the toilet and thankfully there was a MacDonalds. I got it, did my business, started to wash my hands.... and some idiots spray around with their damn fart gas and throw a stink bomb directly onto my trousers. They thought it was so funny. I didn't. I turned around to tell them to fuck off and/or apologize and they hit me in the face with that idiotic fart gas and run off.
Fart gas in your eyes hurtlike hell and the stench on the trousers wasn't too good either. So I decided to try to wash it off. Which, of course, didn't work.

Now imagine how I leave MacDonalds. Eyes red from all the rubbing, stinking of shit and trousers obviously wet. Top it off with the fact that we had to wait 15 minutes in the inner city for our techers and then went to see a movie. All the time I involuntarily upheld the illusion of some drug addict who just pissed and shit himself. Great. I was king of Canterbury that day.

 

[saintdragon]

hahahahaha thats a great story mosch!!!

well thats england for you... kids fukin about(including me)

well i'v got abit embarrising moment...

well i was roughly about 9-10 years old and i was at school, i had swimming so i went into the changeing room and every one got dressed like normal, and so did i ( oh so i thought!).

And every one was waiting for me near the swimming pool in 2 lines (one for boys and one for girls) so i walked to the boys line and every one was looking at me and laughing i was like "what, what what!!!???".

And one of the teachers pointed at me and kind of shouting and said put on your clothes, so i looked down and there was my soldier, i ran to the changeing room in embarressment and put my trunks on and then just carried on like nothing happened... lol!!!!!!

 

[mattmagoo]

well, its not so much an embarassing moment as an embarassing bodily problem caused my a moment

I was playing football with my mate round the back of my house

i was topless (w00t for the ladies)

and one of my mates barged me and i went face first into a wall

of course, sods law beign as it is, this was the coarsest wall imaginable

as i brushed across the wall i realised i ws experiencign one of the worst pains imaginable, my skin was being ripped off my the wall

after the initial bleeding and panic i was OK

but the next day i realised something very odd, my nipples were all fudged at the end, and shorter than usual (ie not sticking out at all)

i went to the doctors, and it turns out i ripped the top of my nipples off, and it won't grow back

not realising the extent of the problem, i realised that my nippled and the scars on my chest would be akin to battle scars and strengthn my rapour with the ladies (I was 12, thats how i thoguht it worked)

anyway, winter came, it got cold

when you are usually cold your nipples toguhen up and become erect (lol)

now, having no nipples, instead of the getting hard nipples, i just get a godawful pain on my nipples and sometimes resort to yelping in pain

The biggest problem is when i am at work, the tills are right by the entrance, and on a windy day there is a rather nice breeze

I in the company of a customer once, which meant i then had to explain my "problem" to my manager when a complaint was filed, meaning he rips it out of me at every possible moment

 

[Nova]

(nipple convo)

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ouch!
dont wish to sound strange....
got a pic?

 

[firefly1201]

(nipple convo)

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ouch!
dont wish to sound strange....
got a pic?

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LOL :lol:

 

[mattmagoo]

(nipple convo)

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ouch!
dont wish to sound strange....
got a pic?

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ts not all deformed

they are just short, with a lighter tone at the end

 

[xboxit]

When i was little my mum wouldn't let me in the mens public toilets from fear of the obvious so i always had to go in the ladies ones. Plus to top it off once some stupid old hag came up to me and my sister about 9 years ago and said "what lovely girl's you've got." to my mum. I used to have longish curley hair.....oh and i'm not a girl.

Some stuff thats happened to people i know; A kid in my class was getting changed for P.E. in primary school and he took off all his clothes by mistake (FOOL!!!).
My friends mum told me he had a small dick cause she walk in once when he was gettin changed.
The same idiot (he's kinda my friend) got drunk (wait for it!) on (nearly) shandy!
An arsehole in my class started crying ( we were 14 i think) after he started a fight with someone else and there sister told him off.
This person i knew came into class late and sat down at his table. When the teacher was walkin past he started to kick the table and the teacher said " Do you mind" "what!" "Thats my leg!?" she has a wooden leg!
Can't think of any more right now.

 

[c0ncept]

My friends mum told me he had a small dick cause she walk in once when he was gettin changed.

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thats a pretty fucked up thing for a parent to do

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

My friends mum told me he had a small dick cause she walk in once when he was gettin changed.

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thats a pretty fucked up thing for a parent to do

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If my mum had done that to my brother, I would have said "And what a big mouth you have mummy".

I bet you can guess I don't get on with my parents.

 

[kknd_cf]

Some stuff thats happened to people i know; A kid in my class was getting changed for P.E. in primary school and he took off all his clothes by mistake (FOOL!!!).

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Did you go to Ysgol Hen Golwyn? Seriously I used to do that all the time. And no I have no urge to get my wang out in public it's just I used to daydream loads and I would think I was getting changed at home.

 

[xboxit]

Nope, this was when i lived in london and went to clapham primary school.
The reason his mum told me was cause he was being a big fat shit to her so she got pissed off and kinda shouted it at me.