Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,515 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 11, 2026 #3,221 Why doesn't Captain Hook need a crew? Because he does everything single-handedly.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,515 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 12, 2026 #3,222 Last night a local church was robbed. Miraculously the golden Jesus on the cross was left behind. They took everything that wasn’t nailed down.
Last night a local church was robbed. Miraculously the golden Jesus on the cross was left behind. They took everything that wasn’t nailed down.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,515 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 14, 2026 #3,223 Why did the giraffe with the short neck feel sad? They just wanted to belong.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,515 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 14, 2026 #3,224 Why is it cheap to feed a giraffe? A little goes a long way.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,515 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 14, 2026 #3,225 Why didn't the audience laugh at the giraffe's joke? It went over their heads.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,515 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 15, 2026 #3,226 Why is it difficult to sell a toy zebra? You can never find the barcode.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,515 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Friday at 12:24 AM #3,227 Why is the IRS always tired? Collecting money for the government is taxing.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,515 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Sunday at 8:54 PM #3,228 A robot attempted to rob a bank, but failed because its battery ran out. The police have no plans to charge the suspect.
A robot attempted to rob a bank, but failed because its battery ran out. The police have no plans to charge the suspect.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,515 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Sunday at 10:22 PM #3,229 Why was the robot angry? Somebody kept pushing his buttons.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,515 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Monday at 12:44 AM #3,230 What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to your computer and accesses all your data. The other is an industry standard.
What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to your computer and accesses all your data. The other is an industry standard.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,515 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Tuesday at 6:44 PM #3,231 How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,515 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Tuesday at 6:55 PM #3,232 Why do IT professionals hate nature? Too many bugs.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,515 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Yesterday at 12:49 AM #3,233 Why are robots never afraid? They have nerves of steel.