Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,547 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Mar 18, 2026 #3,201 I like maths but graphs are where I draw the line.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,547 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Mar 19, 2026 #3,202 A man bought a diamond ring on St. Patrick's Day but later discovered it was a fake. They gave him a sham rock.
A man bought a diamond ring on St. Patrick's Day but later discovered it was a fake. They gave him a sham rock.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,547 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Mar 21, 2026 #3,203 How does Winnie the Pooh eat his honey? With his bear hands.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,547 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Mar 22, 2026 #3,204 Why does Tigger have no friends? Because he plays with pooh.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,547 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Mar 23, 2026 #3,205 If you want an unbeatable Christmas present for your friend, get them a broken drum.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,547 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Mar 24, 2026 #3,206 Why was the war historian fired? He had multiple conflicts of interest.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,547 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Mar 24, 2026 #3,207 One thing that's bad about me is my ability to lie. It's my liability.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,547 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Mar 25, 2026 #3,208 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? Silent Night.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,547 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Mar 25, 2026 #3,209 What's the best thing about having dementia at Easter? You can hide your own Easter eggs.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,547 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Mar 26, 2026 #3,210 No jokes about Jesus on Easter weekend. He's not the kind of guy you'd want to cross.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,547 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Mar 31, 2026 #3,211 Pinocchio auditioned for a singing competition. His performance was pretty wooden.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,547 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 1, 2026 #3,212 Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,547 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 3, 2026 #3,213 How does Pinocchio's father know when his son tells a lie? He just nose it.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,547 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 4, 2026 #3,214 What is Winnie the Pooh called in China? Xi Jinping.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,547 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 5, 2026 #3,215 I’ve been trying to give up innuendo for Lent. But it's so hard, and longer than I realised.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,547 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 5, 2026 #3,216 What's Rick Astley giving up for Lent? Not you.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,547 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 6, 2026 #3,217 We named our two kids 'War' and 'Peace.' It’s a long story.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,547 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 8, 2026 #3,218 Did you know that there were actually nine dwarves before Snow White met them? They exiled Hungry after Tasty went missing.
Did you know that there were actually nine dwarves before Snow White met them? They exiled Hungry after Tasty went missing.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,547 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Apr 9, 2026 #3,220 What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor? Dead Pan.