Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,400 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Tuesday at 5:48 PM #3,181 Why do people wear shamrocks on St Patrick’s Day? Regular rocks are too heavy.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,400 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Tuesday at 7:44 PM #3,182 What type of ant can count? An accountant.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,400 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Thursday at 12:08 AM #3,183 Which Disney character can count the highest? Buzz Lightyear, to infinity and beyond.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,400 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Thursday at 10:48 PM #3,184 What are the odds that the sun and moon appear the same size in the sky? Astronomical.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,400 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Friday at 12:44 AM #3,185 What is the heaviest food on Earth? Wonton.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,400 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Friday at 12:54 AM #3,186 Where’s the best place for a horse to grow up? In a stable environment.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,400 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Saturday at 3:20 PM #3,187 If laziness was an Olympic sport. You'd come in fourth so you wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
If laziness was an Olympic sport. You'd come in fourth so you wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,400 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Yesterday at 12:48 AM #3,188 A tennis ball walks into a restaurant. A waiter asks, "Have you been served?"
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,400 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Yesterday at 4:54 PM #3,189 In a nuclear war, they say the only thing to survive will be cockroaches. Which means most countries will still have functioning governments.
In a nuclear war, they say the only thing to survive will be cockroaches. Which means most countries will still have functioning governments.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,400 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Yesterday at 5:04 PM #3,190 Who would lose in a battle between the numbers 2, 4 and 5, 7? 2 and 4, because the odds are against them.
Who would lose in a battle between the numbers 2, 4 and 5, 7? 2 and 4, because the odds are against them.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,400 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Yesterday at 11:08 PM #3,191 Which knight never won a battle? Sir Render.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,400 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Today at 12:04 AM #3,192 Why can't snakes rob banks? Because they are unarmed.