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I took the shell off of my racing snail, as I thought it would make him faster.

It actually made him more sluggish.
 
I told my grandmother she was drawing her eyebrows on too high.

She looked surprised.

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Thank God we don’t need to hunt for food anymore.
I mean, I have no idea where pizzas live in the wild.
You're much the better off not knowing it, my child.
You don't want to walk under an oven tree when the ovens are ripe and fall down with the pizzas inside...
 
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You're much the better off not knowing it, my child.
You don't want to walk under an oven tree when the ovens are ripe and fall down with the pizzas inside...
You should indeed be there at the right time. If out of season they taste bland.

"This message was approved by the imaginary Department of Dubious Agriculture"
 
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