Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,101 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 1, 2025 #3,061 How many bananas does it take to screw in a light bulb? A bunch.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,101 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 3, 2025 #3,062 Where do Stormtroopers do their Christmas shopping? At the store next to Target.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,101 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 4, 2025 #3,063 Which playwright was afraid of Christmas? Noel Coward.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,101 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 4, 2025 #3,064 Did you hear Mrs. Claus got Santa a new refrigerator for Christmas? His face lights up every time he opens it.
Did you hear Mrs. Claus got Santa a new refrigerator for Christmas? His face lights up every time he opens it.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,101 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 5, 2025 #3,065 Did you hear about the Christmas tree that became an officer in the army? He was highly decorated.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,101 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 7, 2025 #3,067 Why did the teddy bear pass on dessert? He was already stuffed.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,101 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 7, 2025 #3,068 Can you name a present day celebrity? Santa.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,101 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 8, 2025 #3,069 If you ever get stranded on a desert island, light a bonfire on the beach. Trust me, it’s a shore fire way to get attention.
If you ever get stranded on a desert island, light a bonfire on the beach. Trust me, it’s a shore fire way to get attention.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,101 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 9, 2025 #3,070 A husband asked his wife what she wanted for Christmas, she said a divorce. The husband said, “Forget it, I’m not spending that much!”
A husband asked his wife what she wanted for Christmas, she said a divorce. The husband said, “Forget it, I’m not spending that much!”
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,101 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 9, 2025 #3,071 This Christmas, I got a new car for my wife. I thought it was a great trade.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,101 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 11, 2025 #3,072 In medieval times, people used to attach a lamp to a horse when riding at night. This is the earliest known form of saddle light navigation.
In medieval times, people used to attach a lamp to a horse when riding at night. This is the earliest known form of saddle light navigation.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,101 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Thursday at 7:44 PM #3,073 Why are horses never overweight? They’re on a stable diet.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,101 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Friday at 11:50 PM #3,074 Did you hear about the investment banker who became a horse breeder? He was always looking for the most stable returns.
Did you hear about the investment banker who became a horse breeder? He was always looking for the most stable returns.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,101 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Saturday at 10:54 PM #3,075 Today a friend of mine had to go to the hospital because he ate a pizza. My pizza.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,101 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Sunday at 6:58 PM #3,076 Why was the dyslexic man at the barbecue so happy? He met the grill of his dreams.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,101 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Monday at 5:44 PM #3,077 Did you hear China is growing potatoes on the moon? They're out of this world.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,101 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Yesterday at 12:24 AM #3,078 It’s so depressing working on a horse ranch. I'm surrounded by neigh-sayers.
Git1 Very Active Member Joined Dec 23, 2020 Messages 271 Yesterday at 1:08 PM #3,079 He he, those three are truly bad. But then, that is the point of this thread, so, well done!
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