Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,758 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 5, 2025 #2,921 Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through university. I don’t think I can ever repay you.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,758 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Wednesday at 11:48 AM #2,922 College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they’ll send your kid back.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,758 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Wednesday at 9:50 PM #2,923 Why did Cinderella always lose at tennis? Because her coach was a pumpkin.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,758 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Thursday at 4:44 PM #2,924
jedi23 Very Active Member Joined Aug 11, 2020 Messages 249 Thursday at 5:40 PM #2,925 So he never took care of his claws, too. Proofs he's not a care bear.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,758 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Thursday at 7:44 PM #2,926 What happens to an egg every time you look at it? It becomes egg sighted.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,758 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Thursday at 7:54 PM #2,927 jedi23 said: Proofs he's not a care bear. Click to expand...
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,758 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Friday at 9:41 AM #2,928 It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,758 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Saturday at 2:45 PM #2,929 What’s the difference between a pumpkin and a classroom filled with baby antelopes? Quite a few things.
What’s the difference between a pumpkin and a classroom filled with baby antelopes? Quite a few things.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,758 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Sunday at 11:44 PM #2,930 I was walking past a farm and a sign said ‘Duck, eggs’. I thought, that’s an unnecessary comma. And then it hit me.
I was walking past a farm and a sign said ‘Duck, eggs’. I thought, that’s an unnecessary comma. And then it hit me.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,758 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Sunday at 11:54 PM #2,931 Give a man a duck, you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to duck, he’ll never hit his head again.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,758 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Yesterday at 11:25 PM #2,932 How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? Only one, but you have to really squeeze them in there.
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? Only one, but you have to really squeeze them in there.