Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,648 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jul 11, 2025 #2,881 My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out.
My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,648 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jul 12, 2025 #2,882 Two dinosaurs were sitting on a beach watching as a ship sailed into the sunset. One dinosaur turns to the other and says, "That Noah’s a bit of a twat isn’t he?"
Two dinosaurs were sitting on a beach watching as a ship sailed into the sunset. One dinosaur turns to the other and says, "That Noah’s a bit of a twat isn’t he?"
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,648 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jul 12, 2025 #2,883 What do you call a cloud shaped like a dinosaur? A brontocirrus.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,648 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Monday at 8:45 PM #2,884 Can a crappy dinosaur joke get a laugh? You bet Jurassican.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,648 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Monday at 9:45 PM #2,885 What do you call an ugly dinosaur? An eyesaur.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,648 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Monday at 9:59 PM #2,886 Why are logistics jokes so funny? It’s all in the delivery.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,648 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Monday at 10:44 PM #2,887 What’s it like working on a cruise ship? It has its ups and downs.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,648 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Tuesday at 8:20 PM #2,888 Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,648 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Wednesday at 7:44 PM #2,889 Did you know that mining was one of the original Olympic games? It got cut because it’s a boring sport.
Did you know that mining was one of the original Olympic games? It got cut because it’s a boring sport.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,648 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Thursday at 1:48 PM #2,890 What’s grey and has four legs and a trunk? A mouse on holiday.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,648 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Thursday at 3:54 PM #2,891 What's something groundbreaking you can gift your dad for Father’s Day? A shovel.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,648 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Thursday at 8:55 PM #2,892 85% of Americans don’t know how to do basic math. Thank god I’m part of the other 25%.
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TeDaDeS Forum Addict! Joined Jan 15, 2004 Messages 2,647 Location The Netherlands Website Visit site Yesterday at 11:56 PM #2,894 My pet rock has passed away today, so I buried it in the garden.