Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,414 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 11, 2025 #2,781 Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,414 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 11, 2025 #2,782 What is an electrician’s favorite type of news? Current events.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,414 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 11, 2025 #2,783 Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a pound in. It’s currently half empty.
Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a pound in. It’s currently half empty.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,414 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 12, 2025 #2,784 How do you get down from a elephant? You don't. You get down from a goose.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,414 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 13, 2025 #2,785 Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield? There are too many ears around.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,414 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 13, 2025 #2,786 I adopted a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,414 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 14, 2025 #2,787 Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money? Because he’s always short.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,414 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 14, 2025 #2,788 Is it wrong to hate a specific race? Because I really hate marathons.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,414 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 14, 2025 #2,789 Jesus said to Peter, “Come forth and win eternal life.” But Peter came fifth and won a toaster.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,414 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 15, 2025 #2,790 I've got a new pen that can write underwater. It can write other words too.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,414 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 15, 2025 #2,791 Did you hear about the cargo ship carrying yo-yos that got caught in a typhoon? It sank 23 times.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,414 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 15, 2025 #2,792 What do you call a boat for couples? A relation-ship.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,414 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 16, 2025 #2,793 Why couldn’t the sailor play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,414 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 17, 2025 #2,794 f(x) walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t cater for functions”.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,414 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 18, 2025 #2,795 Never trust maths teachers who use graph paper. They’re definitely plotting something.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,414 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 18, 2025 #2,796 Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor? It was just a stage he was going through.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,414 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 20, 2025 #2,798 Why should you never donate money to anyone collecting for a marathon? They just take the money and run.
Why should you never donate money to anyone collecting for a marathon? They just take the money and run.
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Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,414 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 21, 2025 #2,800 What do you call a pun in a marathon? A running joke.