Neelix
Insecticidal Maniac
They are particularly good for eating frozen pizza.
1. Bake frozen pizza.
2. Roll up frozen pizza.
3. Insert/stab chopsticks side by side through near the center of the pizza. Second one adds stability to this handle.
4. Eat pizza tube while keeping it level - or it will spill molten cheese all over your keyboard.
Interesting.
I would call that both a novel way to eat pizza and a novel way to use chopsticks, so the novelty value of such usage is quite high..
-Neelix