Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,826 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 17, 2025 #2,941 Why do all witches wear black? So you can’t tell which witch is which.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,826 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 17, 2025 #2,942 Why are vampires bad at art? They can only draw blood.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,826 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 18, 2025 #2,943 What washes up on small beaches? Microwaves.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,826 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 19, 2025 #2,944 I wanted to tell a joke about the beach. But I’m not shore if it’s funny.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,826 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 20, 2025 #2,945 What do you write on when you’re at the beach? Sandpaper.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,826 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 20, 2025 #2,946 Why did the Cyclops have to shut down his school? He only had one pupil.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,826 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 21, 2025 #2,947 What did one plate say to the other? "Lunch is on me!"
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,826 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Friday at 12:17 AM #2,948 Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,826 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Friday at 12:44 AM #2,949 What do musicians have for lunch? Drum rolls.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,826 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Saturday at 5:27 PM #2,950 What’s got a bottom at the top? A leg.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,826 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Saturday at 5:44 PM #2,951 Why did the school janitor win an award? Because he swept the competition.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,826 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Sunday at 12:14 AM #2,952 How do you talk to a giant? Use big words.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,826 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Sunday at 7:48 PM #2,953 What’s an acorn? In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,826 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Tuesday at 5:29 PM #2,954 Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,826 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Today at 1:08 AM #2,955 Why does a ghost hate getting caught in the rain? It dampens his spirits.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,826 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org 33 minutes ago #2,956 How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain on Halloween? He could feel it in his bones.