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Dead and Alive.
Dead and Alive.
(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
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kuru
Who the heck is Stephan Kramer?
Maybe (Bad)Joke has been concatenated with great foresight.
kuru
Who the heck is Stephan Kramer?
I hope you appreciate having me cornered there.
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What happens when the FBI goes to bed?
They go undercover.
They go undercover.
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What is a mathematician's favourite dessert?
Chocolate pi.
Chocolate pi.
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
They don’t have the guts.
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What are the 4 stages of life?
You believe in Santa.
You don’t believe in Santa.
You are Santa.
You look like Santa.
You believe in Santa.
You don’t believe in Santa.
You are Santa.
You look like Santa.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe.
He holds air hostage.
He holds air hostage.
TeDaDeS
Forum Addict!
Chuck Norris once worked as a lumberjack in a forest named The Sahara.
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How do elves measure their height?
In Santa-meters.
In Santa-meters.
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How many bones are in a human hand?
A handful.
A handful.
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After a few weeks of trying, my wife just told me she’s pregnant.
She has the worst stutter ever.
She has the worst stutter ever.
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I was so bored that I memorised six pages of a dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
I learned next to nothing.
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What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Unemployed.
Unemployed.
rygD
Nihilistic Mystic
A forest called desert???
TeDaDeS
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Implying it used to be a forest before Chuck jacked some lumber, making it a desert. Assuming somehow this forest was already named Sahara.
