GVS
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Hello friends!
I am Count Goodrington Von Smallcock, a rich hier from Transylvania. We vampires... I mean Transylvanians don't have much literature of our own, so I am trying to produce great works of prose by having an infinite number of monkeys type at an infinite number of Chatboards until something like Shakespeare comes out.
As such, I am looking for someone to assist me with an order. I have virtually unlimited funds and am prepared to pay for up to an infinite number of chatboards, but no more. I will pay no more than $29.99 for them and in dollar amounts only. I will also only buy online from a member of these forums. The chances of anyone fitting this description and selling what I want is of course slim, but if it happens, well that person is lucky as he will be paid HUGE sums of my unlimited cash funds. Bwhahaha!
Yours,
Goodrington Von S.
P.S. One other thing - I have a fear of the last letter of the alphabet (I can't type it). I'm sure nobody would be silly enough to put that letter in their website name, though. If they did of course, well, I guess I'd have to take my infathomable amounts of riches elsewhere. Bwhahaha!
I am Count Goodrington Von Smallcock, a rich hier from Transylvania. We vampires... I mean Transylvanians don't have much literature of our own, so I am trying to produce great works of prose by having an infinite number of monkeys type at an infinite number of Chatboards until something like Shakespeare comes out.
As such, I am looking for someone to assist me with an order. I have virtually unlimited funds and am prepared to pay for up to an infinite number of chatboards, but no more. I will pay no more than $29.99 for them and in dollar amounts only. I will also only buy online from a member of these forums. The chances of anyone fitting this description and selling what I want is of course slim, but if it happens, well that person is lucky as he will be paid HUGE sums of my unlimited cash funds. Bwhahaha!
Yours,
Goodrington Von S.
P.S. One other thing - I have a fear of the last letter of the alphabet (I can't type it). I'm sure nobody would be silly enough to put that letter in their website name, though. If they did of course, well, I guess I'd have to take my infathomable amounts of riches elsewhere. Bwhahaha!