The Most Horrible Games Of All Time!


Magus 86 posted on Sep 16 2005 at 05:02 AM said:
Nova posted on Sep 15 2005 at 05:07 PM said:
KickinWing posted on May 11 2005 at 03:19 PM said:
Rikku?  i'll take Lulu over Rikku

Damn Straight


Dude... Rikku had the highest speed, followed by Tidus, even from the beginning. She did more than anybody else. Becuase of Mug and her Al Bhed potions, I survived thru a lot of fights I wouldn't have otherwise. Once I got her ultimate weapon and its 2 special items, she was hitting 99,999 every hit. I had her taking up at least 3/4 of the sphere grid... Lulu is a stupid goth/emo piece of crap. "Bleagh, I'm always pissed off!!" She needs to lighten the hell up. Rikku was awesome. Her limit break thing(can't remember what it was called) was awesome. There were certain items you could only get by stealing them from enemies, and when mixed properly, they did A LOT of damage.

Dude... i was talking about the hottest.
Have you seen her boobies? I mean, Arf! Arf!
 
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Magus 86 posted on Sep 16 2005 at 06:02 AM said:
Nova posted on Sep 15 2005 at 05:07 PM said:
KickinWing posted on May 11 2005 at 03:19 PM said:
Rikku? i'll take Lulu over Rikku

Damn Straight


Dude... Rikku had the highest speed, followed by Tidus, even from the beginning. She did more than anybody else. Becuase of Mug and her Al Bhed potions, I survived thru a lot of fights I wouldn't have otherwise. Once I got her ultimate weapon and its 2 special items, she was hitting 99,999 every hit. I had her taking up at least 3/4 of the sphere grid... Lulu is a stupid goth/emo piece of crap. "Bleagh, I'm always pissed off!!" She needs to lighten the hell up. Rikku was awesome. Her limit break thing(can't remember what it was called) was awesome. There were certain items you could only get by stealing them from enemies, and when mixed properly, they did A LOT of damage.
Rikku's mine bitch
 
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Goity posted on Sep 17 2005 at 10:02 PM said:
Rikku's mine bitch

You can have her. B)
 
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Nova posted on Sep 17 2005 at 11:14 PM said:
Goity posted on Sep 17 2005 at 10:02 PM said:
Rikku's mine bitch

You can have her. B)
I know that must have been hard for you to say

but someday the dream will end.
 
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Nova posted on Sep 17 2005 at 05:50 PM said:
Magus 86 posted on Sep 16 2005 at 05:02 AM said:
Nova posted on Sep 15 2005 at 05:07 PM said:
KickinWing posted on May 11 2005 at 03:19 PM said:
Rikku? i'll take Lulu over Rikku

Damn Straight


Dude... Rikku had the highest speed, followed by Tidus, even from the beginning. She did more than anybody else. Becuase of Mug and her Al Bhed potions, I survived thru a lot of fights I wouldn't have otherwise. Once I got her ultimate weapon and its 2 special items, she was hitting 99,999 every hit. I had her taking up at least 3/4 of the sphere grid... Lulu is a stupid goth/emo piece of crap. "Bleagh, I'm always pissed off!!" She needs to lighten the hell up. Rikku was awesome. Her limit break thing(can't remember what it was called) was awesome. There were certain items you could only get by stealing them from enemies, and when mixed properly, they did A LOT of damage.

Dude... i was talking about the hottest.
Have you seen her boobies? I mean, Arf! Arf!


Ahh, I see... Well I think Rikku looks better anyway. Lulu might have big tits, but she's always pissy, and she reminds me of those emo/goth kids... Rikku, on the other hand, is really lighthearted, and her boobs are just fine anyway.
 
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generalnmx posted on Jul 1 2004 at 11:31 PM said:
These are the kinds of games that make you want to throw your console across the room, stomp on it repeatedly, piss on it, track down the developers that created it, kill them, then piss on their dead corpses.


You've just perfectly decribed Xardion for the SNES, I invite each of you to feel the pain I share. Go... please, download it play it and understand my anger as I realized I paid 50 bucks for it at Toys R Us and they wouldnt let me return or exchange it for something else the next day after realizing JUST how horrible it was. Then together we can all track down the creators who spent more time designing the beautiful mech on the cover than they did actually programing and testing the game.

Cheesy reappearing enemies, Horribly unbalanced bosses, Crappy collision detection, the ability to actually get trapped in a level because the screen only scrolls when you reach a certaon point, so if the point you need to move to the back the screen up is behind a wall you're outta luck and you have to reset.
 
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Rikku is way better looking than lulu and is so much more cheerful.

I can't think of any truly terrible games at the moment but one game that really pissed me off was spiderman for the nintendo ds. The levels are like mazes and you have time limits and its so goddam frustrating when you have killed every single enemy in the place but you can't find the last "hostage" and you run out of time. It wouldn't have been that hard to add a map (might make the 2nd screen actually DO something) and it would make the game much more enjoyable.
 
I love 'Spyro the Dragon' on the PS1, so when I saw an advert for Spyro: Enter the dragonfly on the PS2 I was mega excited. I bought the game as soon as it was released, and playing it I was well annoyed. The Game doesn't look that good, the frame rate is awful and there are soo many bugs that it spoiled the whole thing.

From what was a superb highly playable series (3 to date on the PS1) it went down hill faster than an elephant on a skateboard.

The next release (Which I also bought obviously) Spyro: A Hero's Tail, was better, but it still lacks the magic of the original 3, the controls are different, the way spyro moves is different. It's not a patch on the originals, but still A Hero's Tail is okay....

So my horrible game of all time is Enter the dragonfly on the PS2 because for me, it destroyed a fantastic series of games staring the lovable scamp of a dragon Spyro.
 
Oh shit, how could I have forgotten...

Robo-Pit 2
Twisted Metal 3
Twisted Metal 4
and Jet Moto 3
 
mattmagoo posted on Sep 21 2005 at 09:58 PM said:
Graffiti Kingdom

WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
Is that the game for the ps2 where you can draw your characters in a 2d painshop thing and they turn them into 3d characters?
 
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And also Zelda:OOT

When my firends wereplaying that childish game with that stereotype plot,
I was seeing Aeris dying .

[or "dieing"??? If my english teacher could hear me now...]
 
Jegriva posted on Dec 9 2005 at 08:58 PM said:
And also Zelda:OOT

When my firends wereplaying that childish game with that stereotype plot,
I was seeing Aeris dying .

[or "dieing"??? If my english teacher could hear me now...]


OOT? Horrible? THat just does not.....compute!

Some horrible horrible games I have played:

Animal Crossing (GC)...most repetative game ever!
MegaMan Network Transmission (GC) I rented it and tyook it back in 5 minutes.
 
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