Www.humanforsale.com

[Nova]

www.humanforsale.com takes a load of inputted data about you, and uses it to collate a price for how much you would be worth if you were to sell yourself. I'm not entirely sure what is valued what, but I received the following:

QUOTE
I am worth $1,557,020 on HumanForSale.com
How much are you worth?





Well?

 

[tim0391]

You are worth exactly $1,869,216


B)

 

[Javacat]

You are worth exactly $1,626,048 <_<

 

[Squidge]

just over 2 million!

I can't believe I got $15,000 for my penis alone

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

You are worth exactly $2,328,010

Fuck yes, I rule.

 

[grahf]

"You are worth exactly $2,698,090"

And no I didnt cheat

 

[trooper]

What`s all this crap below, Affiliate links and links to other test sites to go through, Before you can complete the test ?.

http://www.genius-test.com/
http://www.am-i-dumb.com/
http://facethejury.com/aff/?aff_id=1005

No thanks.

Trooper

 

[abertalia]

You don't really have to do those... You can just skip over them, like all the other questions.

 

[pkostrze]

You are worth exactly $2,601,052


I skipped the SAT portion because I only had to take the ACT for college acceptance, and I skipped the "Face the Jury" portion becaue I couldn't care less what other people would rate me.

Now, the question of the day is... how do I find a buyer?

 

[Mosch]

You are worth exactly $2,832,126

I skipped the SAT question because I have no equivalent for this in Germany.

I really wondered why some questions were in there. The sexual orientation question did not change a thing at all, neither did the question about the number of languages you speak or the income. Ah well. I also did answer the questions that needed me to take other tests. I did the dumb test thingy and the test score had nothing to do with the options I could select in the human for sale test....

Pretty dumb stuff, if you ask me.

 

[Fishbong]

2.000.500 Bucks

 

[gp32rich]

You are worth exactly $2,092,090

Exactly?? Rubbish!
It'll depend on how much crap I have in my pocket

 

[sam fisher]

so many american grade thingeys I got 0 for because I couldn't fill in

You are worth exactly $1,650,058

 

[nickspoon]

You are worth exactly $1,835,082

Couldn't fill in American grade crap, etc. Also, no points for being bilingual. Sucks.

 

[Destructo2000]

$3,038,512

 

[Classic Team]

I'm worth $1,467,020.... Maybe because I'm younger? XD

 

[sand_man]

My self esteem just hit rock bottom

 

[Samba Pa Ti]

You are worth exactly $3,152,350

maybe lying about penis size bumped it up :S

 

[Nova]

I'm worth $1,467,020.... Maybe because I'm younger? XD

Actually, the younger you are, the more you are worth...

 

[Classic Team]

Well I don't work to get paid. I'm only 14,