1.) 6-billion Gigamegaflap Co-processor Intel Westchester Extreme to the MAX CPU with SSE9 and 4DNOW!. Oh, and I want like 5 of those too.
2.) Holographic screen that like shoots onto my wall bc like small screens are stupid.
3.) 38 buttons, but like they're all hidden so they don't get in the way unless you want them to bc they're cool like that
4.) There is no number four.
5.) Every game ever made, all available on one tiny chip the size of a grain of rice that I eat and then I can play the games in my mind, but still on the GP3X since it has to have telepathy, too. Cuz like what loser system doesn't have telepathy??
6.) A button that makes developers make cool games since they don't know how to yet.
7.) If I get a high score in galaga, the GP3X has to like build me a space ship and fly me to outer space so that I can prove my skills in the sky and become the Moon Master.
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