It looks like an inferior version of the Pandora for ten times the price.
I thought it would come with a whole lot of legal MAME ROMs and a hour-long 4-player blowjob for that money.
It only comes with one game which is Cave Story, a free game, and no sexual favors of any kind are included.
Absurd! (In case you didn't know, a "blow job" is a special way of cleaning inside computers and other gadgets.)