Sphinxter
Says What?
Sarlix said:
Hah, you don't even know Chad.
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Vapo-Twat
- Thread starter shunun
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Hah, you don't even know Chad.
mindlord
Notices Two Things
Aha, but does anyone really know 'Chad'... Chad is an archetype after-all. To know Chad is to understand the quintessence of Chad-ness - y'know being a certified Chad and all.Sphinxter said:
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Sugar_Kane
Could crush a grape
Never mind all that, why has nobody else draw attention to the fact that Jeff was drinking cola at 8:30am? This thread has so many mind bending facets that I'm utterly convinced that it doesn't actually exist.
iprice
Certified Guru
Where I work, we have a couple of guys and a girl that can drink more than a litre of Coke within 10 minutes of getting out of bed (usually before 6:30am). First thing they do is light up a ciggy, go next door to a service station and buy gallons of the stuff. Most of them sleep in their clothes despite encouragement not to.
BTW I work in a mental health rehab unit. Not really sure if this says anything about Jeff though...
shunun
Member
Yes, it's a lie, even I'm confused now. Or am I?
Did you know Jay-Z worships satan?
Did you know Jay-Z worships satan?
Sugar_Kane
Could crush a grape
iprice: I thought you were going to say that you worked for openpandora
BaDToaD
"Very" Old Timer
Sugar_Kane said:
Jeff is a coder. No other explanation is needed.
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Wolfsclaw
can't be longer than 2 months right?
Did noone think of the resemblance to this before?
There has even been an American priest who had evidence through backwards-recorded jay-z songs, this HAS to be true!
shunun said:
There has even been an American priest who had evidence through backwards-recorded jay-z songs, this HAS to be true!
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jottt
Member
Sugar_Kane said:
Because 8:30 is a bit too early to have your whiskey pure.
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x68000
Mega GP Mania
Magneto extracted the remaining lead from his pencilcraigix said:mali said:
Hang on, is that Sir Ian Mckellen in the background? In a lab coat? What is happening here?!
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Sugar_Kane
Could crush a grape
craigix said:
It is a fact that whenever and wherever a naked man crawls out of a canal, sir Ian Mckellen will be watching, waiting, in a lab coat. But what does he have in his pocket?
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Actually he never said he drank it. I suspect he just accidentally dropped some mentos in his light coke and it "exploded" up into his nostrils. That makes more sense then drinking cola 8:30am.Sugar_Kane said:
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skeezix
Internal Development
Sugar_Kane said:
If I remember right, the correct answer is:
- buffered analgesic
- pocket fluff
- no tea
As to cola before 8am -- coder, father of small child, have a RL and job while working on Pandora firmware, several new games, various ports... you guys don't give me time to sleep
I generally live on 5 hours sleep, which is twice what ED gets jeff
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skeezix said:As to cola before 8am -- coder, father of small child, have a RL and job while working on Pandora firmware, several new games, various ports... you guys don't give me time to sleep
jeff
A small child and you get to sleep 5 hours? You lucky bastard!
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Sarlix
Member
Sphinxter said:
Chad is a place.
Chad is a person..
Chad is a state of mind...
Do I know Chad? Yes.
Am I Chad? No.
Is my join date a reliable point of reference? No.
Are we all stuck in a parallel existence where the Pandora is fake, Chad has a successor, and Jeff drinks cola at 8:30 in the morning....Quite possibly.
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WizardStan
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... in a place we like to call: the Twilight Zone.Sarlix said:
edit: alternate punchline "The Scary Door"
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