The Offensive Jokes Thread


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_wb_ said:
The Pandora does not need bikini girls. It is sexy enough by itself.
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ParadisoShlee said:
For the love of christ. Kill that fucking photo of the headless women.
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sebt3 said:
it's not porn either nor illegal per see.
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All this talk about Mario T-shirts got me to thinking about this new Nintendo Ad.


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Two famous Spanish sisters playing a Japanese game about an Italian plumber and his brother?


I'm confused.


So, let's get a couple of Japanese twins to promote our European Open Pandora console.


Is that how it's works?


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That's not bikini girls, it's cosplay.


I think I might have to go back and take Feminist Compliance 101 all over.


I promise to behave better, if someone will permanently kill DaMummy's sig. :)


Please feel free to moderate or annihilate this post, or move it to the 'offensive jokes' thread. I saved a copy.
 
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The intention of this thread is that offensive jokes or content should be moved here, so as not to pollute the rest of the boards. It's not intended to solicit new offensive jokes. The rules of the board rules still apply to this thread, not that they are enforced anyway.  edit: but new offensive jokes are welcome too
 
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Gadgetoid said:
God forbid we actually try to enforce the rules. We'd get strung-up for "censorship" before you could say pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
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You are too kind.


I want to be a moderator. :D By the way on an unrelated note, it seems the BOFH is still at large at waikato.ac.nz.
 
sswam said:
The intention of this thread is that offensive jokes or content should be moved here, so as not to pollute the rest of the boards. It's not intended to solicit new offensive jokes. The rules of the board rules still apply to this thread, not that they are enforced anyway.
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I can't say that I see this happening really, also different people find different things offensive so who's going to decide what is offensive and what isn't? + the words slippery slope probably apply as well. :)
 
Plus if someone thinks something is offensive then they certainly don't think it's a joke. So, for a post to be moved to this thread you need 2 party's: 1 who thinks it's a joke and one who thinks its offensive. I suggest we start a poll for each post on this forum to decide if it should be moved here or not. Which would naturally include each post in said polls.
 
I have no problem about mods deleting offensive content... in fact I'dd prefer if they did... what I have a problem with is how the mod judge if a content is offending...
 
A Jewish guy, an Arabian guy, a Scottish guy (that's right SCOTTISH not scotch or jock or 'sweaty sock') and a Ginger walk into a bar.


What a great example of todays integrated, enlightened society.


© Bernard Righton
 
If you want to offend, this is a good template to use:



Code: 
A <category of person>, a <category of person>, a <category of person>, a <category of person> ..... and , a <category of person>  <verb> in a  <location>.

The <category of person> says <something silly>,

the <category of person> says <something sillier>,

then the <category of person> says <something even sillier>,

...

finally the <category of person> says <punch line>.


As the length of joke increases, the proportion of groups (racial/professional/religious/etc) offended tends to 100%
 
yea, just did that.


Are you a Ginger?
 
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I'm an American ! I won't go any further ;)
 
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i never said that horse penis thing!


i just repeat of another saying it. i want your sig edited to be truthful. i am offended by lies
 
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Strigoi said:
different people find different things offensive so who's going to decide what is offensive and what isn't?


I suggest we start a poll for each post on this forum


how the mod judge if a content is offending...
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If it offends someone, it's offensive. The mods can decide.


Bitching "why was I modded?!!??! oh woe is me, my poor freedom of speech" offends me.
 
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Moderation complaints are always off-topic.


This discussion is off topic.
 
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sswam said:
Strigoi said:
different people find different things offensive so who's going to decide what is offensive and what isn't?


I suggest we start a poll for each post on this forum


how the mod judge if a content is offending...
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If it offends someone, it's offensive. The mods can decide.


Bitching "why was I modded?!!??! oh woe is me, my poor freedom of speech" offends me.
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