A Happy New Year it was to all,
Except for my annoying mate, paul.
He made a terrible and grave mistake,
He ate some of my mum's christmas cake.
I told him he shouldn't of eaten some,
But by that time the ambulance had come.
They put him on a stretcher and took him away,
We were told he would never see the light of day.
I woke up just now so i thought I write that. Inspired by Nova, Car Accidents and my mum' Christmas cake.......
