The world today is absolutely cracked.
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like chinese (except Loubear),
I like chinese (except Loubear),
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to to please.
I like chinese (except Loubear),
I like chinese (except Loubear),
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today,
You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say.
I like chinese (except Loubear),
I like chinese (except Loubear) ,
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute, and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.
I like chinese food (except Loubear food),
The waiters never are rude (although Loubear's rude),
Think the many things they've done to impress,
There's maoism, taoism, eging and chess.
I like chinese (except Loubear),
I like chinese (except Loubear),
I like their tiny little trees,
Their zen, their ping-pong, their ying and yang-eze.
I like chinese thought (Loubear has a thought?),
The wisdom that Confusious taught (Confusing),
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The chinese will survive us all without any doubt.
So, I like chinese (except Loubear),
I like chinese (except Loubear),
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they're wise, and they're witty, and they're ready to please
Wo ai Zhong-guo ren [Wo, I chumba run]
Wo ai Zhong-guo ren
Wo ai Zhong-guo ren
Ni Hao Ma? Ni Hao Ma? Ni Hao Ma? Zai zhen [Ne hamma? ... Chi Chen]
I like chinese (except Loubear),
I like chinese (except Loubear),
They're food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and li-chese
I like chinese (except Loubear),
I like chinese (except Loubear),
I like their tiny little trees,
Their zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-eze
I like chinese, (except Loubear)
I like chinese (except Loubear),
(fade out....)