Here's my post-humous stream of conscience while playing:
"Okay, now what do I do... Okay, I move this up and down and...
Huh, it's really slow- No, there we go. Woosh!
hah! This isn't so hard! What was that guy talking about?
I just move up and down and I take everything!
Why's the other thingy just standing still?
Oh well, I guess it's a two-player game or something.
Strange that there's no option for it. Weeee! Oh, wait, I'm dead.
Hey, wait a second... And I supposed to move the OTHER one as well?!
Okay, here goes... How do I move this damn thing? MOVE, damnit!
Oh, wait, now it's moving. But why's the other one stopping?
No, there it stops again, and now the other one's moving again.
What the... Oh, hey! I get it! Oh, now I'm dead again.
Okay, one more round... And now I'm dead again.
I see what that guy meant after all."