Spoonerisms

[WarmFluffyUK]

Myself I love spoonerisms, and was wondering what your favourites are. I prefer the ones that don't swear but sound rude, here's an example:
I know someone called "Jeremy Perkins", and that spoonerised is "Peremy Jerkins".

So here we go, rules of this thread are:
1. The spoonerised phrase or name must not actually be a swear word.
2. It must sound funny, possibly risky.

I will start off with:

"Ghost Hunter" which when spoonerised becomes "Host Ghunter"

Edit:
Okay I'm expanding this thread to include names that sound humerous, here's an example:
Bernie Housedown.

Another would be:
Hugh Jaynus.

As usual, keep is respectfully clean

 

[Twimfy]

Solid Snake becomes 'Solid Snake'....oh no wait...

 

[Gruntfuggly]

It would be "Snolid Sake"...

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

jar jar binks

Jar bar jinks

 

[sam fisher]

Sam Fisher

Fam Sisher

Spam Fisher

Fpam Sisher

David Hater

Havid Dater

 

[BaDToaD]

I love spoonerisms and do them in my head without thinking.

As I work in a lawfirm we deal with a publisher called Sweet and Maxwell which becomes Meet and Saxswell which one of my all time favorite spoonerisms.

 

[StewC869]

Cupid Stunt??

Betty Swollocks??

Oh, I didn't read the rules - sorry

 

[Aaaaaaaa]

Buck Futter

 

[DavidBeoulve]

Bavid Deoulve just doesn't work.

Nor does ThreeBOX X60. (DON'T own one, just a thought)

G'm tho iood at nis.

 

[Shikaku]

Whenis Packer?

 

[EvilDragon]

Thruybush Geepwood...?

 

[Mr.Jabberwocky]

British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) - British Broadcorping Castration
Frontal Nudity - Noodle Frontity
Bunny Rabbit - Runny Babbit
Food Mart - Mood Fart

Must go - got to go and wake the dog for a talk.

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

snal aex :lol:

 

[Nova]

Pouble Dost

Pouble Dost

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

Okay it would be good if you told us the original text first and then the spoonerised....

I doo kinda like the Thruybush Geepwood one though.

 

[Mr.Jabberwocky]

Okay it would be good if you told us the original text first and then the spoonerised....

Since you are female I am surprised you ask for this. I read somewhere that the area of the brain dedicated in the male to fiddling with his genitals (about 79%) is utilised in the female brain for language processing. This is why trouser pockets were invented and why you will never see a girl on her own who is not using a cell phone.

The Population of the Congo - The Copulation of the Pongo.

 

[Aaaaaaaa]

Okay it would be good if you told us the original text first and then the spoonerised....

Since you are female I am surprised you ask for this. I read somewhere that the area of the brain dedicated in the male to fiddling with his genitals (about 79%) is utilised in the female brain for language processing. This is why trouser pockets were invented and why you will never see a girl on her own who is not using a cell phone.

The Population of the Congo - The Copulation of the Pongo.

who ever wrote that fact is an idiot. That's just blatently obviously stupidly foolish. Why do u need 79% of ur brain for fiddling with ur genitals?! Why would you need any percent of ur brain for it.. its just an action, as it using a mouse or keyboard.

 

[nickspoon]

You called?

 

[sam fisher]

merry christmas

cherry mristmas

 

[Mr.Jabberwocky]

who ever wrote that fact is an idiot. That's just blatently obviously stupidly foolish. Why do u need 79% of ur brain for fiddling with ur genitals?! Why would you need any percent of ur brain for it.. its just an action, as it using a mouse or keyboard.

You must have recognised some truth in it to have managed to take such a ridiculous suggestion so seriously

Gay moodness follow you all of your days.