Spoonerisms


Mr.Jabberwocky posted on Jun 10 2006 said:
WarmFluffyUK posted on Jun 10 2006 said:
Okay it would be good if you told us the original text first and then the spoonerised....
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Since you are female I am surprised you ask for this. I read somewhere that the area of the brain dedicated in the male to fiddling with his genitals (about 79%) is utilised in the female brain for language processing. This is why trouser pockets were invented and why you will never see a girl on her own who is not using a cell phone.

The Population of the Congo - The Copulation of the Pongo.
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Well on one level that really pisses me off as you are being in the minimum quite sexist. On another I think your'e being a bit of a lad and pretending to know what I am on about and making a sexual male thing joke to cover up.

I don't see what fascination with your own genitals has to do with spoonerisms. Unless you are Dain Bred....
 
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I was going to apologise to all the men for my 'sexist ' suggestion that women use their brains for the higher function of language processing while the male mind has a somewhat baser agenda. But I see you all basically agree. We are a bunch of fiddlers and we are proud of it.

While I have my hands out of my pockets here is another spoonerism

Have you seen her sick duck ?
 
These aren't really rude or anything, they just make me giggle:

Finsbury Park -> Pinsbury Fark
Ringo Starr -> Stingo Rarr
Spike Milligan -> Mike Spilligan



Okay I'm expanding this thread to include names that sound humerous, here's an example:
Bernie Housedown.

Another would be:
Hugh Jaynus.

As usual, keep is respectfully clean :)
 
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