Should I Give My Girlfriend An Sti?

[Mark]

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/uk/

Cute, init.

 

[DemonStar55]

yes

 

[skysnapper]

thought it was some mastubatory aid at first.... i won't ask how your going to present it to her

 

[Mark]

thought it was some mastubatory aid at first.... i won't ask how your going to present it to her

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I'm going to wrap it in a condom for ironic effect.

 

[Kop_007]

I think you've spelt STD wrong.

 

[Mark]

I think you've spelt STD wrong.

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They're been more commonly known as Sexually Transmitted Infections over the last few years. I don't know why, I guess it sounds a big nicer.

 

[Kop_007]

True, I'd rather have an 'infection' than a 'disease'.

 

[Mark]

True, I'd rather have an 'infection' than a 'disease'.

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Agreed. Although, Worms>Lepracy? I'm not sure.

 

[LHC]

STI rolls off the tongue better in my opinion.

 

[EvilDragon]

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/uk/

Cute, init.

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Definately looks like Coily from Q*Bert

 

[andius]

I thought you meant a Subaru STi from the topic title..and I was gonna slap you for giving a $35,000 car to a girlfriend...anywho...

thats an awesome present, then you can tell people that she has an Sti to make for some really awkward moments.

 

[Hanz™]

True, I'd rather have an 'infection' than a 'disease'.

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I think they are different. And I believe that it has just been decided that infection is a more suitable word as most STI's are infections not diseases...

Yes Mark go buy one...

 

[mattmagoo]

STI rolls off the tongue better in my opinion.

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STI leaves the door open for further acronyms

havig a D on the end make the word seem finished

eg

stD

STi............... (raise pitch on "i")

 

[Nova]

Cute