Promoting the Pyra


Nardella

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Hey there, I have a porn blog on tumblr with 2600 followers, I want two pictures and about 200 words of text to describe the Pyra and why people should click the link to learn more. If someone prepares this for me I will post it.
 
Porn Blog?
WTF, you expect us to write 200 words and two pictures? There's a media kit for a reason, do it yourself.
 
No need to get snippy Wally. I mean, you aren't wrong, but you could've been nicer about it.
Nardella, you know your audience and advertising better than us. Check out the press kit for a collection of high quality pictures and official writeups. Pick the pictures that you think match your blog's aesthetic best, and you could probably use the 4th paragraph through all the feature bullet points as your text.
 
No need to get snippy Wally. I mean, you aren't wrong, but you could've been nicer about it.
Nardella, you know your audience and advertising better than us. Check out the press kit for a collection of high quality pictures and official writeups. Pick the pictures that you think match your blog's aesthetic best, and you could probably use the 4th paragraph through all the feature bullet points as your text.

I'm a little tired of being asked to write things for other people.. but yes I should have toned it down a bit. I also don't see what the Pyra has to do with tumblr porn blogs.
 
I'm a little tired of being asked to write things for other people.. but yes I should have toned it down a bit. I also don't see what the Pyra has to do with tumblr porn blogs.
Well, they may be there for the porn, but the Pyra has the potential to appeal to anyone. And 2600 is a lot of people, surely at least some of them will want it.
 
The Pyra.

Consensual fun in the handheld variety for the purpose of enjoyment.


It may not be sentient technology, but it will help you avoid self-awareness.
Use it with your left or your right hand, we don't judge.
It may be different, but towards your preferences, it is indifferent.
The whole system exhibits a great deal of contrived ignorance.

Your one folder will fit, thanks to lots of storage options.
If anyone catches you, in an act of what Sigmund Freud would call "the one great habit",
use it as a phone and blend into the crowd as if nothing happened.
Practice your GNU/Linux (wai)-fu in peace. Buy one for your partner, imaginary or otherwise.
The Pyra is your partner. Buy a Pyra for your Pyra.
Touchscreen that will remain functional even when exposed to liquids.

Your search history need not leave your conscience.
Security from the hardware up, with possibility of full disc encryption and fancy routing schemes.
Enjoy such luxuries as deniable plausibility and deniable encryption.

The Pyra tries not to replace tactile pleasures with impersonal and inappropriate touch.
Ergonomic keyboard and nubs in a most natural orientation.

The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!


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"you will be able to enjoy German porn freely and without being tracked down by the Windows tracker, all day long with a great 6000mah battery.

The great nubs' quality will remind you the softness of the woman nipples without having to worry about damaging it in case of heavy use. "
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[doublepost=1463144691,1463144551][/doublepost]We should note that clothes violate our open source philosophy anyway, so go for it!
 
No need, just enable the vibration motor from the command line with an appropriate echo command, stick the pyra in a condom for water proofing and enjoy! ;)

-Neelix
 
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