All you need is nubs..... yaaa yaaa yaaaahhh..
That was perhaps the WEIRDEST song/video that I've ever seen....and that's just fine.....speaking as a Beatles' fan, a Pandora Fan and just a fan of comedy.....keeep on Rockin' and making jokes and fucking with the establishment----->
Mongrol and Neko. Are they intact? Are they within the same holes that you initially perceived them to be WHEN you purchased the device? If they are, then it might be a "software" problem (like Wally & Majin suggested). I totally get your initial worries, but try certain things first and then if you have the same problems, we will see. Look. I can't get gold-covered vaginas and big ass-titties in my face 24-7. I tried, but real life said NO.
Soooooo.....IF you have a Pandora? You'll get your answer solved. It might not be what you wanted to hear though.....you still can't fly.