Ok, Weirdest Search Results Ever

[gamefan999]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=mame+gp32x+torrent

...quick, what do 7th Day Adventists, bovine oil, freeze dry machines, and research papers on "The Terminator" NOT have in common. Give up? They all have NOTHING to do with rom torrents! Thanks Google!!! Thanks for the laugh, anyway.

Anyway, where *should* I search for said torrents (not a rom request, mind you, or is this also not allowed?).

 

[i_am_a_noob]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=mame+gp32x+torrent

...quick, what do 7th Day Adventists, bovine oil, freeze dry machines, and research papers on "The Terminator" NOT have in common. Give up? They all have NOTHING to do with rom torrents! Thanks Google!!! Thanks for the laugh, anyway.

Anyway, where *should* I search for said torrents (not a rom request, mind you, or is this also not allowed?).

Pretty sure i'm not allowed to say, but just a standard torrent site that may have GP2X TORRENTS and there is always google.COM

 

[gamefan999]

Oh, I did put in a "32" there didn't I... whoops! Still, it's a funny search result all the same, the most disassociated results I have ever managed to conjure up - I should win some kind of award! What do you mean about ".com"? Is there some other stealth Google I have managed to utilize unknowingly? www.google.tv, perhaps???

 

[iignotus]

Oh at I did put in a "32" there didn't I... whoops! Still, it's a funny search result all the same, the most disassociated results I have ever managed to conjure up - I should win some kind of award! What do you mean about ".com"? Is there some other stealth Google I have managed to utilize unknowingly? www.google.tv, perhaps???

You're verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry dense.

 

[gamefan999]

Hey, go easy Johnny, this is one of the rudest forums I visit, I must say. I was more about the goofy results, not decoding sub(super?)-text messages. Honestly if I knew of such a locale, would I be bringing it up in the first place? Forgive my deductiveless-ness, Watson. Might as well try to hide a message in spam.

Dear Business person ; This letter was specially selected to be sent to you . We will comply with all removal
requests . This mail is being sent in compliance with Senate bill 2416 ; Title 3 , Section 303 . THIS IS
NOT MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING ! Why work for somebody else when you can become rich inside 52 months . Have you ever noticed society seems to be moving faster and faster plus nobody is getting any younger ! Well, now is your chance to capitalize on this . We will help you process your orders within seconds plus use credit cards on your website ! You can begin at absolutely no cost to you . But don't believe us ! Mrs Anderson of Arizona tried us and says "I was skeptical but it worked for me" ! We are licensed to operate in all states ! For God's sake, order now . Sign up a friend and you get half off ! Thanks . Dear Salaryman ; This letter was specially selected to be sent to you ! This is a one time mailing there is no need to request removal if you won't want any more ! This mail is being sent in compliance with Senate bill 1624 ; Title 3 ; Section 305 ! This is different than anything else you've seen . Why work for somebody else when you can become rich as few as 33 weeks ! Have you ever noticed how many people you know are on the Internet & nobody is getting any younger . Well, now is your chance to capitalize on this ! We will help you increase customer response by 120% and deliver goods right to the customer's doorstep ! You can begin at absolutely no cost to you . But don't believe us ! Prof Anderson of Idaho tried us and says "Now I'm rich, Rich, RICH" ! We are a BBB member in good standing ! For the sake of your family order now ! Sign up a friend and you'll get a discount of 60% . Cheers !

 

[i_am_a_noob]

Hey, go easy Johnny, this is one of the rudest forums I visit, I must say. I was more about the goofy results, not decoding sub(super?)-text messages. Honestly if I knew of such a locale, would I be bringing it up in the first place? Forgive my deductiveless-ness, Watson. Might as well try to hide a message in spam.

Dear Business person ; This letter was specially selected to be sent to you . We will comply with all removal
requests . This mail is being sent in compliance with Senate bill 2416 ; Title 3 , Section 303 . THIS IS
NOT MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING ! Why work for somebody else when you can become rich inside 52 months . Have you ever noticed society seems to be moving faster and faster plus nobody is getting any younger ! Well, now is your chance to capitalize on this . We will help you process your orders within seconds plus use credit cards on your website ! You can begin at absolutely no cost to you . But don't believe us ! Mrs Anderson of Arizona tried us and says "I was skeptical but it worked for me" ! We are licensed to operate in all states ! For God's sake, order now . Sign up a friend and you get half off ! Thanks . Dear Salaryman ; This letter was specially selected to be sent to you ! This is a one time mailing there is no need to request removal if you won't want any more ! This mail is being sent in compliance with Senate bill 1624 ; Title 3 ; Section 305 ! This is different than anything else you've seen . Why work for somebody else when you can become rich as few as 33 weeks ! Have you ever noticed how many people you know are on the Internet & nobody is getting any younger . Well, now is your chance to capitalize on this ! We will help you increase customer response by 120% and deliver goods right to the customer's doorstep ! You can begin at absolutely no cost to you . But don't believe us ! Prof Anderson of Idaho tried us and says "Now I'm rich, Rich, RICH" ! We are a BBB member in good standing ! For the sake of your family order now ! Sign up a friend and you'll get a discount of 60% . Cheers !

I hope you really understood what i said, cause i might get disregarded for that h34r:

 

[PSyMastR]

Hey, go easy Johnny, this is one of the rudest forums I visit, I must say. I was more about the goofy results, not decoding sub(super?)-text messages. Honestly if I knew of such a locale, would I be bringing it up in the first place? Forgive my deductiveless-ness, Watson. Might as well try to hide a message in spam.

Dear Business person ; This letter was specially selected to be sent to you . We will comply with all removal
requests . This mail is being sent in compliance with Senate bill 2416 ; Title 3 , Section 303 . THIS IS
NOT MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING ! Why work for somebody else when you can become rich inside 52 months . Have you ever noticed society seems to be moving faster and faster plus nobody is getting any younger ! Well, now is your chance to capitalize on this . We will help you process your orders within seconds plus use credit cards on your website ! You can begin at absolutely no cost to you . But don't believe us ! Mrs Anderson of Arizona tried us and says "I was skeptical but it worked for me" ! We are licensed to operate in all states ! For God's sake, order now . Sign up a friend and you get half off ! Thanks . Dear Salaryman ; This letter was specially selected to be sent to you ! This is a one time mailing there is no need to request removal if you won't want any more ! This mail is being sent in compliance with Senate bill 1624 ; Title 3 ; Section 305 ! This is different than anything else you've seen . Why work for somebody else when you can become rich as few as 33 weeks ! Have you ever noticed how many people you know are on the Internet & nobody is getting any younger . Well, now is your chance to capitalize on this ! We will help you increase customer response by 120% and deliver goods right to the customer's doorstep ! You can begin at absolutely no cost to you . But don't believe us ! Prof Anderson of Idaho tried us and says "Now I'm rich, Rich, RICH" ! We are a BBB member in good standing ! For the sake of your family order now ! Sign up a friend and you'll get a discount of 60% . Cheers !

I hope you really understood what i said, cause i might get disregarded for that h34r:

Ya actually i am a n00b was actually helping the guy out using cryptic methods of getting around the rules. Does anyone remember that 1000 word story about the emule thing a long while back?

 

[Epicenter]

You really can't search for MAME, ROMs, etc. because they became trap words for advertisers years ago. Like you can't just search for 'free porn' and expect free porn, you can't search for MAME ROMs and get MAME ROMs. You get advertisers trapping you with those search terms to totally unrelated things..

 

[PokeParadox]

Hey, go easy Johnny, this is one of the rudest forums I visit, I must say. I was more about the goofy results, not decoding sub(super?)-text messages. Honestly if I knew of such a locale, would I be bringing it up in the first place? Forgive my deductiveless-ness, Watson. Might as well try to hide a message in spam.

Dear Business person ; This letter was specially selected to be sent to you . We will comply with all removal
requests . This mail is being sent in compliance with Senate bill 2416 ; Title 3 , Section 303 . THIS IS
NOT MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING ! Why work for somebody else when you can become rich inside 52 months . Have you ever noticed society seems to be moving faster and faster plus nobody is getting any younger ! Well, now is your chance to capitalize on this . We will help you process your orders within seconds plus use credit cards on your website ! You can begin at absolutely no cost to you . But don't believe us ! Mrs Anderson of Arizona tried us and says "I was skeptical but it worked for me" ! We are licensed to operate in all states ! For God's sake, order now . Sign up a friend and you get half off ! Thanks . Dear Salaryman ; This letter was specially selected to be sent to you ! This is a one time mailing there is no need to request removal if you won't want any more ! This mail is being sent in compliance with Senate bill 1624 ; Title 3 ; Section 305 ! This is different than anything else you've seen . Why work for somebody else when you can become rich as few as 33 weeks ! Have you ever noticed how many people you know are on the Internet & nobody is getting any younger . Well, now is your chance to capitalize on this ! We will help you increase customer response by 120% and deliver goods right to the customer's doorstep ! You can begin at absolutely no cost to you . But don't believe us ! Prof Anderson of Idaho tried us and says "Now I'm rich, Rich, RICH" ! We are a BBB member in good standing ! For the sake of your family order now ! Sign up a friend and you'll get a discount of 60% . Cheers !

I hope you really understood what i said, cause i might get disregarded for that h34r:

Ya actually i am a n00b was actually helping the guy out using cryptic methods of getting around the rules. Does anyone remember that 1000 word story about the emule thing a long while back?

Haha, yes! because I was in that thread!
The only trouble with cryptic methods... is you're usually left unsure whether or not the other person gets it...

 

[Jarska333]

I think he got it, though... As per that spamcoder. Need to bookmark that.

 

[Draken]

Yeah, that's pretty nice...

 

[gamefan999]

You really can't search for MAME, ROMs, etc. because they became trap words for advertisers years ago. Like you can't just search for 'free porn' and expect free porn, you can't search for MAME ROMs and get MAME ROMs. You get advertisers trapping you with those search terms to totally unrelated things..

Sorry, but that is just false, though it might have been true in the older days of less sophisticated search engines. Did you try that search string you mentioned? It provides lots of reliable, legitimate links. No, the results I generated were peculiar by any stretch. Not the least because of the amazing disparity of the hits. Not exactly your predictable pool of advertisers. Or has the 7th Day Adventist Church started skimming for rom kiddies? 8^)

Ed- I am aware of redirects, and that is possible, for sure. Still, it is an odd bunch of targets, you'd agree.

 

[i_am_a_noob]

You really can't search for MAME, ROMs, etc. because they became trap words for advertisers years ago. Like you can't just search for 'free porn' and expect free porn, you can't search for MAME ROMs and get MAME ROMs. You get advertisers trapping you with those search terms to totally unrelated things..

Sorry, but that is just false, though it might have been true in the older days of less sophisticated search engines. Did you try that search string you mentioned? It provides lots of reliable, legitimate links. No, the results I generated were peculiar by any stretch. Not the least because of the amazing disparity of the hits. Not exactly your predictable pool of advertisers. Or has the 7th Day Adventist Church started skimming for rom kiddies? 8^)

Ed- I am aware of redirects, and that is possible, for sure. Still, it is an odd bunch of targets, you'd agree.

you did get what i was trying to say, right?

 

[gamefan999]

you did get what i was trying to say, right?

Yes yes yes, message received. All in all, not much of a tracker there, though, is there, lol. Not to worry, your generous act of self-risk was not in vain!

 

[oneandoneis2]

I confess to laziness: I was looking on Ebay at GP2X items, and one of them happened to be somebody selling optical disks.

I was impressed he had the nerve, and the disk was a pain to get read, but it was quicker than doing a lot of downloading, I suppose. .