I'll <verb> your <noun>.

[myownlittlworld]

One game I played with some of my friends over the years is "I'll <verb> your <noun>." You win if you produce a sentence that doesn't sound dirty somehow. I've never seen a winning sentence.


Sentences that I have lost with:

• I'll milk your cow!
  
• I'll null your pointer.
  
• I'll clean your pipes!
  

 

[Blue Protoman]

I'll open your source!

 

[Bosbeetle]

I'll verb your noun :angry:

 

[Eridger]

I'll hug your sister.

 

[Blue Protoman]

I'll cook your dinner!

 

[WizardStan]

I'll bend your rules...


I'll bake a cake for your grandmother's 60th birthday. Go ahead, try to take that as being dirty. Your brain just won't allow you to.

 

[Blue Protoman]

If it were a comedy film, that would be perfectly acceptable.

 

[gruso]

I'll swallow your soul!

 

[emcee]

Hmm.. I think the problem is that I'm automatically adding "...if you know what I mean." to the end of all these

 

[bzar]

I'll port your program!


I'll shade your polygons!


I'll cover your lunch!


I'll pay your tuition!


I'll answer your question!


I'll take your challenge!

Hmm.. I think the problem is that I'm automatically adding "...if you know what I mean." to the end of all these

:lol:

 

[Klaue]

I'll tickle your scrotum!


oh wait, I lost.


Second try..


I'll use your computer!

 

[- Theo -]

I'll win your game

 

[bzar]

I'll win your game

I'll quote your post

 

[gruso]

I'll solve your maze.

 

[EvilDragon]

I'll trash your Pandora.

 

[chris_c]

I'll trash your Pandora.

Burn the hertic - this is blasphemy!

 

[WizardStan]

I'll trash your Pandora.

Burn the hertic - this is blasphemy!

I'll burn your Heretic. That is piracy!

 

[Sugar_Kane]

I'll open your biscuits

 

[DavidBowman]

Hmm.. I think the problem is that I'm automatically adding "...if you know what I mean." to the end of all these

Adding "in bed" also works. Usually.

I'll bake a cake for your grandmother's 60th birthday in bed

/That makes no sense.


I'll troll your boards!

 

[WizardStan]

I'll mine your craft.


I'll craft your mine.